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The ax is real :)
I can’t help but notice that none of the posts about Nomad of Nowhere are pointing out that Toth chopped the crap out of a branch for trying to fall on Skout, like they could have climbed over it but no she wanted to murder that branch,
I had an idea whilst scrolling the Nicktoons Unite tag. What if there was a similar premise...but for Roosterteeth. Featuring characters from RWBY, Red vs Blue, Nomad of Nowhere, and Camp Camp. Imagine the possibilities! I'mma ramble for a bit, I think this sounds cool. Think I'll tag this as Roosterteeth Remix or something
The story all starts with Ruby walking around Beacon Academy (I refuse to believe anything past season 3 exists), and things are relatively normal until voids start appearing out of nowhere. And out those voids appears bounty hunters from Nomad of Nowhere, starting to swarm the place trying to catch people, mostly faunus, for their "evil magic". Ruby has no clue what's going on, but fights the group away. During the fight, the rest of the team join in and fight with Ruby. In the middle of the battle, a void appears below the group and drags them away to parts unknown, whilst a voice whispers into Ruby's ear about dimensions colliding
When the team begins to reemerge from the void, they're suddenly dumped into a desert near a town. Confused, they walk to it, and talk to the locals. In the middle of their travels, Blake would spot a pair of wanted posters for a man with no pupils and a woman with firey orange hair. Perhaps this person was responsible for the merging? As she examines the posters, her ears would perk up as she would spot one of her friends using their semblance, driving the people around them into a panic. That's how they would discover magic was pretty much banned where they are and hightail it out there, but then get labeled as criminals. In the middle of the chaos, the Nomad and Skout would appear, confused to all hell. To add to the chaos, another void appears and the white fang walk out, followed Roman and Neo. The Nomad would be forced to confront the group, but would be majorly caught off guard when he sees other people using their semblance, which he would confuse for magic. As he struggles, team RWBY appears and assists the Nomad and Skout (and maybe Toth if she were forced to join them). Maybe there'd be conflict between Blake and The Nomad as she has seen the water poster, but would form a bond when she learns that he was chased away for being different, for having magic.
Anyway, void appears again and drops everyone into blood Gulch, where they meet the red and blue teams, but end up on opposite sides. Caboose welcomes the new friends with open arms, while others like Wisconsin are hesitant over the new faces. In the middle of the battle, another void appears and out steps a familiar face to the red and blue team. The Meta returns, holding several Dust crystals. And not just that, but he has a friends with him. Several more voids appear, and out through them step out several Grimm, tamed by the Meta. Now the teams have to suddenly team up in the middle of battle along with several strangers. As they somehow win the battle, another void appears and drags away the team again, taking several Red vs Blue members with them.
You know the drill, now the gang seems to appear in a camp site. A sense of normalcy for once. The Nomad and Skout are having emotions because they've never seen so much nature in years or ever, team RWBY are having a moment because holy shit a world not devastated by Grimm, while the Red and Blue team just take in the view. Some walking later, they meet David, who seems cheery and willing to give them shelter. The team suddenly thinks they can lay low for a bit...until the weirdness of Camp Camp starts to happen. Max' multiple attempts to ditch the camp, the wild shit the campers get up to, and how the camp seems to constantly be in danger. And then, take a wild guess, another void appears. And who else steps out but Daniel, and walking next to him is none other than Don Paragon and the Dandy lions. They have several kids captured and are about to harm them...until David steps in and knocks out Don Paragon one punch, looking pissed. He starts talking about how he won't let some randos hurt the kids under his watch and stands next team good guy, ready to pummel some ass.
Now, after all the dimension hopping and hopping between their own worlds multiple times, they finally make a stop in a single lab. A very red lab with two people. A man in a lab coat and and a man with a shotgun leg. That's right, this whole mess was accidentally caused by wiz and Boomstick from Death Battle. Wiz is trying to fix up his recent fuck up, which was accidentally creating a monster merging dimensions for his own amusement.
There are SO MANY other small interactions that can happen, but I'll talk about them in another post. This was just an overview of the idea
Roosterteeth crossover possibilities!
-The Nomad and Blake bonding over the fact that they face heavy prejudice
-On that note, Penny and The Nomad bonding over the fact that while they might not be physically human, they have the hearts of one.
-Wisconsin and Toth just sharing their experiences with each other
-The Nomad bringing crescent rose to life
-Honestly, the Nomad being kinda busted in any other setting. His magic can be scary in the right world
-The Nomad being scared and slightly miffed at Weiss at first because she looks so similar to Don Paragon
-Toth and Skout crying because, holy shit, water!
-Nora and Nikki interacting. Toss Caboose into the mix and we've got a fine dumpster fire on our hands!
-Skout and Ruby both talking and being excited about a subject because they do be hyper fixating
-The Nomad seeing Pyrrha for the first time, shaking as if he were about to cry! Looking as if he could start sobbing at the drop of a hat! He probably is, but he doesn't have twar ducts
-David playing his guitar and the Nomad doing a little jig together!
Add more, there are so many possibilities
Hello nomad of nowhere fandom, I just had thoughts. See that fire woman right there?
Ok, now what if she was actually...
I’ll be disappointed if Nomad of Nowhere doesn’t make a courage the cowardly dog joke, considering Eustace and Muriel live in Nowhere
The way Skout doesn’t even know how to threateningly hold a knife because she’s a cinnamon roll
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