Kano: If You're American And Coming To Australia, I'm Gonna Go Ahead And Say You Should Be 100 Percent

Kano: if you're American and coming to Australia, I'm gonna go ahead and say you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named "Dane" in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

Fujin: what does that mean in English?

Raiden: good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named "Dane" who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent.

Johnny: ok, but what does this mean in American?

Jax: you're more likely to get sucker-punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider.

Johnny: thank you

Mokap: well rattle my spoons, that don't make a lick of sense. What on Earth does this hootenanny say? (I didn't know any other western mortal Kombat characters. Just go with it)

Erron black: if ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin' to get some fisticuffs more'n checking fer spiders.

Rain: this conversation is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

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Deadpool: you may be wondering why I'm here. Go to the blog and scroll down. In short, I'll be delivering news and reminders and such. Why? Because the person who runs this blog is running out of ideas. Remember to send requests for what you wanna see. Yeah, I have no point being here but this guys running out of ideas.

Weird Al mortal Kombat polka?

I'm running out of ideas and none of you are requesting things like I thought you would. So, you get a choice. Which of these 2 do you wanna see?

"Polka face"

Or "now that's what I call polka"

Please pick which mortal Kombat parody you want first

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That'd also be me. It made me think "what if Zim was in trap team"? And, "what if Zim was a sensei in imaginators"? I'd like to think he'd be a quickshot.

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