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Who do you see getting along each other in a Marvel/Mortal Kombat Krossover? (For some reason, I keep pairing Ramonda and Jax together)
Thank you so much! Let's see here. Gwenpool and miss marvel would probably get along with Cassie cage. Thor would probably be friends with raiden. Or Thor might try to show off he's the true God of thunder. Spiderman would definitely hang out with the Kombat kids. Deadpool would probably be friends with Kano or Johnny cage and seriously confuse everyone in the mortal Kombat universe when he's breaking the fourth wall. Ant man could probably be friends with d'vorah. Hawk-eye would be friends with Kung jin. Groot could get along with cetrion and she would probably know what Groot is saying. Most people would just be confused by the fact that he's only saying "I am Groot". Baraka and wolverine. Need I say more? And there's probably a lot more but this post would be pretty long if I kept going.
DLC guest characters and marvel characters suddenly making an appearance
Spawn: hey, fellas.
Cassie cage: is he in black and white?
D'vorah: where is that wind coming from? We're in a castle
Spawn: wherever I go, the wind follows. And, the wind, It smells like rain.
Everyone from marvel appears
Deadpool: hi guys.
Everyone does a perfect landing except Deadpool. He falls on his face
Spiderman: facepalm
Johnny cage: this literally can not get any weirder.
The joker: it can get weirder. He offers a wet hand for a handshake I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason.
Deadpool: whistles while carving a pumpkin
A familiar Halloween song starts playing
Deadpool, while dropping the pumpkin: it's time.
Kabal, confused: for what?
Deadpool: puts on a spinel costume
D'vorah: what's that music?
Spiderman: oh no. Quick question, have any of you heard the Harlem shake and seen the memes?
Cassie: oh, I think I see what's happening.
Spiderman: think that but a bit more spooky.
This is Halloween plays on full blast and insanity happens. Kabal is racing Quicksilver while they're dressed as each other. Deadpool is bouncing around the place while dressed as spinel. The revenants are having a party in the middle of the room. It's complete chaos for a while.
Kabal: what in the hell was that!?
Deadpool: oh, it's October.
Kabal: but why that?
Deadpool: to let the followers know that we're turning this into an ask blog.
Johnny cage: here he goes again with saying random things.
Deadpool: we're setting this all the way back to the time our worlds were merging. Let the asks begin!
Shao Kahn: oh, kitana!
Johnny cage: oh, Cassie!
Kenshi: oh, takeda!
Shao Kahn, Johnny cage, and shao kahn: I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!
They all break down their kids doors with a hammer smash, shadow kick, and tele-push
Kabal: i was uh, making a Johnny Cage joke to a friend of mine through text or whatever and I needed a Johnny Cage image. So I looked it up and chuckle the first thing that came up was-I'm gonna send this to kobra-was this article titled "the rumor come out: does Johnny Cage is gay?"
Kabal and Kano: wheeze
Kano: I dunno, does he?
Kabal: well I se- erron sent that to my friend frost and she's fucking good. She can hang with the best of them when it comes to returning memes and shit. So she went deeper down the rabbit hole and read the article and sent it back to me and she was like, "you're gonna wanna read this". So, allow me to take the next 20 seconds-
Kano: uh-huh
Kabal: to read you an excerpt of the does Johnny Cage is gay rumor mill.
Kano, laughing: yeah. 'cause I thought the same thing myself. Does Johnny cage is gay? Kabals just laughing I have to know
Kabal: ahem
Kano: I does is have to know
Kabal, reading the article: "Johnny Cage is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago"
Wheezing sounds
Kabal: "even it has happened in 2012 but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay"
Uncontrollable laughing
Kano: oh my God, I can't believe this is real, dude.
Kabal: "at that time, he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans, are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his film career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax"
Kano: what!?
Kabal: "according to the last reported, the actor revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not? This rumor is really much talked by people even in much a person of his fans." So I hope tha- I hope that cleared that up for you
Kano: so, did he actually come out as gay?
Kabal: I don't fucking know! You could glean anything from that?
Kano: not really.
Kabal: my God, that was like-
Kano: does Johnny cage is gay?
Kabal: does Johnny cage is gay? It's a question that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Cassie: this is so exciting.
Sindel: come on. This thing is a day late.
Johnny: places people. It's almost time for the medley. Dlc and the singular marvel character we invited, get ready to sing the final part.
Everyone in the mk universe just babbling on and on.
Jacqui: everyone, shut it!
Mokap: my lips are sealed
Jacqui: thank you.
Sonya: it's starting. Playable Mk1 characters first.
Johnny cage, Kano and raiden: 🎶deck the halls with boughs of holly! Falalalala-lalalala🎶
Liu Kang, bi-han, Hanzo, and Sonya: 🎶'tis the season to be jolly falalalala-lalalala🎶
Kitana, Kung lao, reptile: 🎶Don we now our gay apparel! falala-lalala-lalala!🎶
Jax, Mileena, and baraka: 🎶troll the ancient yule-tide Carol! Falalalala-lalalala!🎶
Sindel: 🎶yeah! Ooh!🎶
Sindel and sheeva: 🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need🎶
Stryker, smoke, and kuai-liang: 🎶I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree!🎶
Cyrax, sektor, and ferra/torr: 🎶I just want you for my own🎶
Nightwolf and kabal: 🎶more than you could ever know!🎶
Everyone singing this part: 🎶make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas🎶
Sindel: 🎶is you!🎶 Woohoo!
Jade, rain, and ermac: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!
Jade: 🎶jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring🎶
Motaro: 🎶snowing and blowing up bushels of fun!🎶
Chameleon and khameleon: 🎶now the jingle hop has begun🎶
Kai, Reiko, jarek, and Tanya: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!🎶
Fujin and goro: 🎶jingle bells chime in jingle bell time🎶
Meat: 🎶dancing and prancing in jingle bell square.🎶
All: 🎶in the frosty air🎶
Bo Rai Cho, li Mei, and Quan chi: 🎶oh, the weather outside is frightful🎶
Kenshi, Mavado, nitara, and drahmin: 🎶but the fire is so delightful🎶
Hsu hao, blaze, mokap, and hydro: 🎶but, since we've no place to go🎶
Frost: 🎶let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!🎶
Skarlet: 🎶when we finally kiss goodnight!🎶
Ashrah: 🎶oh how I'll hate going out in the storm!🎶
Both: 🎶but if you really hold me tight🎶
Shujinko, hotaru, dairou, kobra, darrius, skarlet, and ashrah: 🎶all the way home, I'll be warm🎶
Jade, kitana, and mileena: 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶
Moloch, taven, daegon, sindel, and sonya: 🎶everywhere you go🎶
Frost: 🎶take a look at the five and ten🎶
Cyber Sub-Zero: 🎶glistening once again🎶
Frost, bi-han, kuai-liang, and Hanzo: 🎶with candy canes and silver lanes aglow🎶
Kotal Kahn : 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶
Jade: 🎶soon the bells will start🎶
Jacqui: 🎶and the thing that will make them ring🎶
Takeda: 🎶is the carol that you sing🎶
All: 🎶right within your heart🎶
Cassie: 🎶santa baby!🎶
Jacqui: 🎶slip a sable under the tree for me!🎶
Mileena: 🎶been an awful good girl🎶
Jade: 🎶santa baby🎶
D'vorah: 🎶so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶
All: 🎶and hurry down the chimney tonight!🎶
Shao Kahn and Shang tsung: 🎶you're a mean one, Mr Grinch!🎶
Kintaro and goro: 🎶you really are a heel🎶
Geras, kronika, and cetrion: 🎶your brain is full of spiders🎶
Quan chi, kollector, and motaro: 🎶you've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch!🎶
Tremor: 🎶I wouldn't touch you🎶
All: 🎶with a thirty nine and a half foot poll🎶
Ferra: 🎶I really can't stay🎶
Torr: 🎶sweetie, it's cold outside🎶
Cassie: 🎶I've got to go away🎶
Kung jin: 🎶baby, it's cold outside🎶
Sonya: 🎶this evening has been🎶
Johnny: 🎶been hoping you'd drop in🎶
Frost: 🎶so very nice🎶
Hydro: 🎶I'll hold your hands. They're just like ice🎶
Nitara: 🎶I oughta say "no, no, no sir"🎶
Kabal: 🎶mind if I move in closer?🎶
Sindel: 🎶at least I'm gonna say that I tried🎶
Kano: 🎶what's the sense in hurting my pride?🎶
Jacqui: 🎶I really can't stay🎶
Takeda: 🎶but, baby, don't hold out🎶
All: 🎶ahh, but, it's cold outside🎶
Ferra/torr: 🎶have yourself a merry little Christmas🎶
Raiden: 🎶let your heart be light🎶
Fujin: 🎶from now on, your troubles will be out of sight🎶
Kronika: 🎶through the years, we all will be together. If the fates align🎶
Cetrion: 🎶hang a star upon the highest bough🎶
Geras and kronika: 🎶and have yourself a merry little Christmas now!🎶
Kabal: so, is it over?
Cassie: nope! It's just getting better
Johnny: I'm tired
Cassie: bring in the guests and the character nobody has heard of!
Alien and predator: 🎶you better watch out🎶
The joker and deadpool, holding a mistletoe over alien and predator: 🎶you better not cry🎶
Hornbuckle: 🎶you better not pout, I'm telling you why!🎶
Terminator and kratos: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶
Freddy Krueger: 🎶he sees you when you're sleeping🎶
Leatherface and Jason: 🎶he knows when you're awake🎶
Kratos: 🎶he knows when you've been bad or good🎶
Everyone: 🎶so be good for goodness sake🎶
Terminator: 🎶you better watch out🎶
The joker: 🎶you better not cry🎶
Deadpool: 🎶you better not pout and I'm telling you why!!!🎶
Mk1-mkgold kast: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶
Mkda-mk9 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town🎶
Mkx-mk11 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶
The dlc: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶
Sindel: 🎶santa clause is coming to town! Town! Town!!!🎶
Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶Santa clause is coming to town!🎶
Everyone: happy new year!
(source: Christmas medley on YouTube)
(I edited this slightly to include that last part)
One last parody (for this blog)
Johnny cage: 🎶remember me🎶
Sonya and Cassie: 🎶though we have to say goodbye🎶
Jade and kitana: 🎶remember me🎶
Rain, Tanya, and mileena: 🎶don't let it make you cry🎶
The entire marvel universe: 🎶for even if we're far away🎶
The guest characters: 🎶we hold you in our hearts🎶
Sindel, kenshi, and raiden: 🎶we sing a secret song to you🎶
Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶each night we are apart🎶
Meat, mokap, and havik: 🎶remember me🎶
Ermac, d'vorah, and Baraka: 🎶though we have to travel far🎶
Kotal, kuai liang, and sheeva: 🎶remember me🎶
Fujin, Hanzo hasashi, and kid thunder: 🎶each time you hear a sad guitar🎶
Shujinko, drahmin, and noob: 🎶though that we're with you🎶
Kronika, shinnok, and cetrion: 🎶the only way that we can be🎶
Kabal and erron: 🎶until you're in our arms again🎶
Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶remember me🎶
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it's been a wonderful journey. I hope you can understand my main blog won't be mortal Kombat focused anymore. In fact, there won't be any more mk content for this blog. But, that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop doing these things. I made a blog called "kombat-quotes-and-parodies". Go there to see mk parodies and such. I'm gonna change this blog into something I love. An epithet erased ask blog. I discovered a love for making OC's for the things I love and epithet erased is something I adore. so, I just want to say thank you for sticking around. If you're into epithet erased content, feel free to stick around. I loved giving you all these parodies and I hope you all have a wonderful future. I hope you can understand why I want to change this blog. This has been the former "ask-mortal-kombat-and-marvel" blog and I hope to see you on the new blog
Round 4!
Results for round 4 are in! You know what time it is:
Rankings, in order from 1-6:
Toji Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Alhaitham (Genshin Impact)
Crowley (Good Omens)
Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat)
Von Hohenheim (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock)
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The winner of round 4, with a whopping 30.7% of votes for him, is Toji Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen!
He won't stop bowing, please help him! 😭
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The loser, with a miniscule 2.2% of votes for him, is Sherlock Holmes from BBC Sherlock!
Sorry Benedict, but that show sucks ass fr. 💀
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And my personal winner for round 4, is Von Hohenheim!
He's just got that Hohenhussy 😏😍
And that's it for this round, see y'all for the next two before the grand finale!!😁😁
Round 4!
Hello people could someone make a Johnny Cage edit to Filmstar by Suade
I have a vision please and thank you
can i plz get some fics about her she is so fine😖❤️
Hey guys just got out of artblock again , anyway I decided to buy myself a drawing tablet so expect more drawings from now on
since I really feel like kenshi is gonna die in the next game, i’m just thinking about revenant kenshi and how he’d interact with johnny…
like, r!kenshi blaming him losing his eyes on johnny, taunting him that he couldn’t stop his death or even that it was HIS fault…aughhhh somebody sedate meee
imagining a johnshi fic that incorporates kenshis death in the krypt into the new timeline,,, oh god someone help me
alright man who on the mk1 team modeled Johnny cages penis
Awww 🥰
Fathers amirite
I just want an animation of Kenshi summoning Sento like Thor summons his hammer. This is the first thing that came to my mind. And the way the flying Sento destroys everything in Johnny's house is just hilarious.
He can do that, right? 😭
This looked SO dorky to me
