Yippee

yippee

‘This character canonically can’t be trans—‘ yeah and you’re gonna let canon get in your way?? Coward. Trans the untransable.

Freckle: *coughs up dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

Rocky: *is not comforted by a relaxing spongy weight in his stomach* where are my fucking dinosaurs

Rocky: If you put ‘violently’ in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier

Rocky: Violently sleeps

Ivy: Violently studies

Wick: Violently practices

Nico: Violently boxes

Serafine: Violently murders people

Freckle: Violently worries about the previous statement

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

Freckle: Problem, I can’t tell if this food is oversauced or undercooked

Ivy: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There’s at least a 50% chance that’ll fix it, right?

Freckle: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time

Rocky: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Ivy: …put it away