Rocky: If You Put Violently In Front Of Anything To Describe Your Action, It Becomes Funnier

Rocky: If you put ‘violently’ in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier

Rocky: Violently sleeps

Ivy: Violently studies

Wick: Violently practices

Nico: Violently boxes

Serafine: Violently murders people

Freckle: Violently worries about the previous statement

Gwen, at Max’s funeral: I need a moment alone with him

Everyone else: Of course *leaves*

Gwen, leaning over Max’s coffin: Listen here you little shit, I know you’re not dead.

Max, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

Freckle: I have a bad feeling about this...

Rocky: What do you mean?

Freckle: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Rocky: No?

Ivy: That actually explains so much.

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And really, what’s more cottagecore than that?

People who haven't watched or read the Moomin books are all "Cottage core" this and "shaped like a friend" that but none of them talk about the giant ant lions that live on the beach and eat people.

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic