Rocky: If You Put Violently In Front Of Anything To Describe Your Action, It Becomes Funnier

Rocky: If you put ‘violently’ in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier

Rocky: Violently sleeps

Ivy: Violently studies

Wick: Violently practices

Nico: Violently boxes

Serafine: Violently murders people

Freckle: Violently worries about the previous statement

Freckle: Problem, I can’t tell if this food is oversauced or undercooked

Ivy: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There’s at least a 50% chance that’ll fix it, right?

Freckle: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time

Rocky: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

Ivy: …put it away

Gwen, at Max’s funeral: I need a moment alone with him

Everyone else: Of course *leaves*

Gwen, leaning over Max’s coffin: Listen here you little shit, I know you’re not dead.

Max, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to do myself or not so here’s an OC!!

@ everyone!!

I FOUND ANOTHER PICREW YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: TAG GAME

link here :3

Tagging (with no pressure ofc): @humanitys-strongest-bamf @romantichomicide95 @postwarlevi @the-milk-anon @happybird16 @roseofdarknessblog @wyvernslovecake @leviismybby @icansmellsouls and anyone else I might have missed!! (Msg me if you'd like to join (or be taken off, it doesn't bother me either way!) my tag list for picrews and tags games!!)

@john-smiths-jawline

you know who you are

like i know my mutuals don’t look like their icons but also yes they do

He told me my fish would die, the next day, DEAD

Guys can we get a lyric chain for We Don't Talk About Bruno? Pls?

I'll start-

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no

We don't talk about Bruno

But