This Character Canonically Cant Be Trans Yeah And Youre Gonna Let Canon Get In Your Way?? Coward. Trans

‘This character canonically can’t be trans—‘ yeah and you’re gonna let canon get in your way?? Coward. Trans the untransable.

Freckle: I relate to Belle because I love books and like people for who they are!

Rocky: I relate to Tinkerbell because I need attention or I die.

Gwen, at Max’s funeral: I need a moment alone with him

Everyone else: Of course *leaves*

Gwen, leaning over Max’s coffin: Listen here you little shit, I know you’re not dead.

Max, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

I think that we should stop criminalizing pirating and I wish the government would give everyone $50,000 every month no matter what and I think that people should stop treating sex workers like they're scum of the earth and I wish that we all cared a little more about artists and musicians and dancers and writers and I think we should stop acting like gender and sexuality is the same for everybody and I think we should all steal a little more

He told me my fish would die, the next day, DEAD

Guys can we get a lyric chain for We Don't Talk About Bruno? Pls?

I'll start-

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no

We don't talk about Bruno

But

Freckle: *coughs up dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills

Rocky: *is not comforted by a relaxing spongy weight in his stomach* where are my fucking dinosaurs