I Made This, Ironically Enough, While Doing Math Homework

I made this, ironically enough, while doing math homework

Friend got a mini printer and they printed my baby for me

Beautiful baby boy named jerboa985

What the-

What is this place??

Yeah, speaking of, have you seen mine? It's gone

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*

Who are all these cute women who wants to meet me?!? This is the fourth message I have gotten!

Accurate retelling of something that happened in maths:

Teacher: The next subject will be VERY DIFFICULT!

*starts rubbing his hands together and laughing menacingly like the maniac evil dubious creature he is*