Heres A Christmas Gift I Made For My Partner Cause Eeaao Is Their Favourite Movie

Here’s a christmas gift I made for my partner cause eeaao is their favourite movie

-Has no magic and is still the smartest and most strongest person in the kingdom

- Looks like a cinnamon role but will gut you with the knife she keeps on her leg

- Will literally be brave and dumb enough to jump off a cliff to see if she can fly because fuck you she can

- Unapologetically gay 

- Steals her asshole brothers Fiancée who shes madly in love with and gives her that sweet old respect women juice. 

NEED csm part 2 to be animated asap so I can bribe mappa into animating a fighting scene like the ones in venom where asa has NO idea what she's doing but her body kinda does?? yoru keeps putting her hands on the metaphorical steering wheel inside them while telling asa to stop panicking!! so she can keep herself in control!!! and they get their asses!! out of there!!! basically asa being like "holy shit holyshit HOLYSHIT" the entire time yorus doing all the work and being a badass and everyone else's like wtf kind of fiend is this-

for he's a jolly good fellow

i'm watching spy x family right now and theres no way anya is gonna turn out fine I'm sorry 😭

the trauma of never meeting her real parents, being literally experimented on, being able to hear everyone's thoughts including bad ones, life in orphanages, being given back four times (*lightly slaps anyas back* this girl can fit so many abandonment issues inside), being adopted by a spy that she can read the thoughts of, stumbling on this massive responsibility to LITERALLY SAVE THE WORLD, him marrying a literal assassin she hears the thoughts of - all this exposure at the age of six???

and don't get me started on the possibility of future trauma when the guilt of lying to her (fake but found family) parents and friends (including a possible future love interest who happens to be the son of her target) catch up to her

so thankful they decided to make it a comedy slice of life cause this could have easily been a horror/drama series lol

I don't know what it says about Yor that Anya, Nightfall and even Becky's mental image of Twilight/Loid is 😊😊😊 and that's he's super nice and sweet to all of them...

... while Yor only imagines him getting tired of her and abandoning her.

Oh no, I've now made myself sad.