Achilles To Thetis: *casually Leaning On The Side Of A Rock* Hey, So, Um, Just Wondering, Hypothetically,

Achilles to thetis: *casually leaning on the side of a rock* hey, so, um, just wondering, hypothetically, can you see me up on mount Pelion?

Thetis: I cannot

Achilles: cool, coolcoolcoolcool, great, thanks. Anyway, I’ll be going now. Bye

(Achilles absolutely sprinting back)

Achilles to Patroclus: hey man, so, my mum can’t see us up here, wanna bang?

patroclus texting achilles

Pandora + Regulus, the best platonic soulmates 🌼🌼🌼

Featuring: Pandora showing Regulus the glowing lilies near her house. They’re nicknamed “sun stars” :)

More marauders (but it’s literally just sirius)as things I heard at my great ✨catholic school✨ at some point

- Snape: why don’t you have a crush on any *girls? (*in context it was boys, bc, you know, all girls school)

Sirius: because I’m gay you fucking dumbass bitch

- Sirius: oh, I didn’t do my cool down workout today (starts literally squaring in the middle of class)

Yes. Just yes

We like to think Lucy was going to be the perfect ideal accepting cute mom we want for Simon, and that she would open her arms selflessly to his boy's boyfriend and bless their union. And she is, she totally would. But I bet she would be a little shit about it, and she would DUEL Baz on a football match to prove his worth of Simon's hand. She would ruthlessly take down this kid who claims to be her son's true love. "Let's see, Basilton Pitch, if you are good enough for my son. Break me in a football match, no magic, and then you can attempt to propose to him. Salisbury's don't play games boy, we win them!" Simon would shout in embarrassment 'mooooommmm' and Baz would be compelled by Old Family blood manners to accomplish, only to be ugly beaten by his mother-in-law. Like, very ugly beaten down in the football pitch. (Of course she just does it for the fun and bless their union anyway, and she would bond with Baz over sports, team sports, cars and old magic. She would never shut up about how Baz is not 'strong enough for her son' but she does it jokingly and Baz just rolls his eyes in fondness. Simon never stops yelling 'moooommmm' everytime Lucy brings it xD )

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“Capes are optional, too; I’ve never worn one, they make me feel like a tit, but Penny likes them. Says she feels like Stevie Nicks”

This quote gave me the idea to draw Penny in a cool Stevie nicks inspired outfit. Obviously she looks fly as hell