Cis Girl: "I Hate That Women's Jeans Don't Have Pockets,"

Cis girl: "I hate that women's jeans don't have pockets,"

Me, trans: "just buy men's jeans,"

Cis girl: "but the legs are always too long,"

Me, nearly frantic:

My friend: I just wish we could have media with two people of opposite genders who don't get together in the end.

Me, fully agreeing with her but seeing my opportunity: I just wish we could have media where with two people of the same gender who don't not get together at the end.

My friend: did you say that so you can talk about Samwise and Frodo again?

Me: obviously yes, I just...

the locus is taken away from the first group

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I need a moment to talk about the weird meta-narrative trope of podcasts having podcast creators in them

Like seriously you see it in the podcasts that are supposed to recording and stuff. like "king falls am" or "the Magnus archives" and also a little bit and "kakos industries" (although I think that that's more just a self deprecating joke) but seriously this can't keep happening we can't keep having podcasts within podcasts it's too much for my little soul to handle. I had to hear my sweet blessed Jonathan make a "Casper mattress" joke, this has to end.

Me: Dad's putting his legs under the firepit.

My Mum: I'll go stop him.

Me, gently putting a hand on her shoulder to stop her: wait just, just let him do it.

My Dad, from the firepit: it's the only way I'll learn.

I Googled taco bells near me and they were all closed but one and I was like "damn how can Taco Bell close so early, that's bad business" but then I realized it was midnight

God, my life is in shambles.