Cis Girl: "I Hate That Women's Jeans Don't Have Pockets,"

Cis girl: "I hate that women's jeans don't have pockets,"

Me, trans: "just buy men's jeans,"

Cis girl: "but the legs are always too long,"

Me, nearly frantic:

I need a moment to talk about the weird meta-narrative trope of podcasts having podcast creators in them

Like seriously you see it in the podcasts that are supposed to recording and stuff. like "king falls am" or "the Magnus archives" and also a little bit and "kakos industries" (although I think that that's more just a self deprecating joke) but seriously this can't keep happening we can't keep having podcasts within podcasts it's too much for my little soul to handle. I had to hear my sweet blessed Jonathan make a "Casper mattress" joke, this has to end.

So a prophet told me I would be killed in a Denny's and my friends keep telling me not to go to Denny's but I really want a chocolate peanut butter milkshake and sausages, so...

My English teacher in the middle of class just walked over to the  recycling bin picked up a pile of papers and took them back to his desk while continuing to talk the whole time.

HE DID NOT ADDRESS THIS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED. THERE WAS NO CONTEXT, THERE WILL BE NO CONTEXT. 

HELP     

I need to find someone who get as excited about blue corn chips as I do

I just really like them

Elias: Jon if you go into the lonely after martin, you will probably d-

Elias:... and he’s already gone