I Googled Taco Bells Near Me And They Were All Closed But One And I Was Like "damn How Can Taco Bell

I Googled taco bells near me and they were all closed but one and I was like "damn how can Taco Bell close so early, that's bad business" but then I realized it was midnight

God, my life is in shambles.

"I’m going to cut off my left pinky and I don’t have a choice in that"

Me, because my brain deciding to release epinephrine into my system for an as of yet unknown reason and my intrusive thoughts have been really bad lately. 

So a prophet told me I would be killed in a Denny's and my friends keep telling me not to go to Denny's but I really want a chocolate peanut butter milkshake and sausages, so...

My friend: I just wish we could have media with two people of opposite genders who don't get together in the end.

Me, fully agreeing with her but seeing my opportunity: I just wish we could have media where with two people of the same gender who don't not get together at the end.

My friend: did you say that so you can talk about Samwise and Frodo again?

Me: obviously yes, I just...

I’ve done god’s work

I really want to commend Alexander j Newell and Lydia Nicholas for creating a character and story line so emotionally compelling that now every time I see a drawing or a post about Sasha Racket I start to cry.

I'm not exaggerating on that.

every time I go into her Tumblr tag I think "this is the time that I'll be okay." but I always burst into tears.