No One On This Bus Knows That I Had To Take Out My Contacts Because One Ripped, They All Think I Can

No one on this bus knows that I had to take out my contacts because one ripped, they all think I can see perfectly, what arrogance, what foolishness.

I'm an evil mastermind.

So I was redecorating a lovely little house from the gallery and this showed up, my sims don't have a baby. How did this man get into my home? how did he escape the confines of the crib? What are his intentions?

He is now resting comfortably in my household inventory awaiting sentencing, it feels wrong to just sell him but what else is there to do with him.

We must stop calling the alligator Loki, croki. It is not a crocodile, it is an alligator, they are distinct animals. I beg you, I implore you, do not do this thing.

I was watching Jonny Sims' twitch stream yesterday and my dad came into my room to do something with my phone

and I went "I'm watching my streams," when I handed him my phone because I didn't want him to try and pause it

And he heard Jonny talking and excitedly said "I know that voice!"

And I said "yes, it's Jonny, he's playing video games for our entertainment,"

And he nodded then handed my phone back and left and I forgot to ask what he did to my phone.

Then today he walked downstairs to me in the kitchen and said "GERTRUDE FUCKING ROBINSON" emphasizing each word.

I'm starting to think introducing him to the magnus archives was a mistake.

This is my life now.

There are some many of her.

Saw some excellent pigeons at my bus stop today.