I Saw A TikTok Where Someone Said That Howl From Howl's Moving Castle Is A Nonbinary Lesbian And I Loved

I saw a TikTok where someone said that howl from howl's moving castle is a nonbinary lesbian and I loved that idea. Howl definitely has that energy, the one change I would make is that I think he's a genderfluid lesbian because he possesses a level of pissyness (in both the book and the film) that only someone who is a man, at least some of the time, can have.

The worst part about being functionally illiterate is not actually being illiterate, it's the fact people don't understands that I'm illiterate to a degree and whenever I say "what up I'm Mason I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read" they think I'm joking, I'm not joking, I really never learned how to read, I have a severe learning disability.

I was listening to death to the mechanisms again, because I enjoy making myself suffer, and I was thinking about how because of time shenaniganery it would be possible for some of them to die before they became mechanisms, timeline wise. Then I thought about drumbot Brian and the concept of having both version of him, flesh and metal, floating together in space at the same time, probably light years apart but still there. And now I can't stop thinking about it.

I'm not sure if that's at all coherent but I think at least my vibe comes across.

This is my life now.

There are some many of her.

A short list of people who I allow to misgender me:

1. The old ladies at my knitting circle

There is no number 2 it's only them.

It's time for Third Meal™ which is the third meal of the day which can be eaten anywhere between the hours of 4 and 12pm and is dependent on what time I have eaten "lunch" on any given day. Tonight's Third Meal™ is at 11:15 and consistent of the leftover box mac and cheese that I made for breakfast which I have put bread crumbs on and heated up in the oven, because I just wanted to feel like I'm eating something nice for once! Upon it's inception Third Meal™ was made illegal by the matriarch of the family because quote: "you shouldn't be cooking at fucking midnight." But Third Meal™ was decriminalized as it was a better alternative to eating junk food.

This has been a brief history of Third Meal™.

My life is a fucking ruin.