So I Was Talking To Myself As I Am Wont To Do And I Had Just Recently Thrown Up Which Is Something That

So I was talking to myself as I am wont to do and I had just recently thrown up which is something that I do like once a week now, and I said,

" I'm sick. I have an illness. Do I know what that is?"

And then I paused for a second because I was about to say no and then I said

"yes, I do actually know what it is but I have to pretend I don't until a doctor tells me."

And I think that's the most chronically ill thing I've ever said in my entire life.

Who needs friends when you have radiation coursing through your veins

Diversity win!

My dead dad's bmw uses they/them pronouns

I came up with the idea of an all transgender production of Rocky horror with me as Frank n Furter. (Important note, I am a 5'6 chubby asexual trans masc but I look great in leather and sequins)

I can't stop thinking about the idea. I want to do it so bad that I'm going to throw a tantrum.

Firstly, I love the idea of having me a trans masc dressed in women's clothes doing sweet transvestite. I just think it's really fun.

A gathering of fellows in the fridge.

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.