Diversity Win!

Diversity win!

My dead dad's bmw uses they/them pronouns

Me, making a joke about my dad dying

My boyfriend: I was prepared but it still really hit me

Me: just because you can see someone swinging an aluminum bat at you doesn't mean it doesn't hurt when it hits you

2. "If you drink my Mexican coke, I will kill you and it will take hours and I'll cry the whole time,"

And then when discussing the joke later

"when they find your head there will be two bottle caps in your eyes."

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

I've got nail polish application secrets that will have your esthetician friend saying

"oh. Please don't do that"

It's solipsism Saturday

I came up with the idea of an all transgender production of Rocky horror with me as Frank n Furter. (Important note, I am a 5'6 chubby asexual trans masc but I look great in leather and sequins)

I can't stop thinking about the idea. I want to do it so bad that I'm going to throw a tantrum.

Firstly, I love the idea of having me a trans masc dressed in women's clothes doing sweet transvestite. I just think it's really fun.