It's Solipsism Saturday

It's solipsism Saturday

The lizard

Image description: A blahaj shark plush head sticking out from a pile of blankets on a bed

Who needs friends when you have radiation coursing through your veins

A gathering of fellows in the fridge.

So I was talking to myself as I am wont to do and I had just recently thrown up which is something that I do like once a week now, and I said,

" I'm sick. I have an illness. Do I know what that is?"

And then I paused for a second because I was about to say no and then I said

"yes, I do actually know what it is but I have to pretend I don't until a doctor tells me."

And I think that's the most chronically ill thing I've ever said in my entire life.