2. "If You Drink My Mexican Coke, I Will Kill You And It Will Take Hours And I'll Cry The Whole Time,"

2. "If you drink my Mexican coke, I will kill you and it will take hours and I'll cry the whole time,"

And then when discussing the joke later

"when they find your head there will be two bottle caps in your eyes."

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

Diversity win!

My dead dad's bmw uses they/them pronouns

The lizard

Image description: A blahaj shark plush head sticking out from a pile of blankets on a bed

Post cancelled, dad passed away.

Things my dad has said to me now that he's going to start not making mean jokes about me:

1. *In reference to my outfit* you look like a mentat from the 80's dune

Stay tuned for more updates on how my father speaks to me now that he isn't going to make fun of me.

So I was talking to myself as I am wont to do and I had just recently thrown up which is something that I do like once a week now, and I said,

" I'm sick. I have an illness. Do I know what that is?"

And then I paused for a second because I was about to say no and then I said

"yes, I do actually know what it is but I have to pretend I don't until a doctor tells me."

And I think that's the most chronically ill thing I've ever said in my entire life.

A gathering of fellows in the fridge.