Fort Knox With Rubber Pigs Instead Of Frisbees

Fort Knox with rubber pigs instead of frisbees

reblog and explain the silliest game you remember playing in gym class in school. mine was three team kick ball which is exactly like it sounds. two teams were doing the running and one team was doing the fielding. i still have nightmares

actually there is no reason at all ever to kill this many people

my dad used to be an actuary and whenever I mention this to people they're like "oh what's an actuary" so I tell them it's Mr Incredible's day job (it is) but the truth is this answers incredibly little. they hardly know a thing about what an actuary does and yet they are satisfied with the image that gives them. they don't feel the need to ask for any more than that. this is good for me because I also actually do not know what an actuary does.

I have a question. when you leave work, you might say "I'm off."

I can't think of any other option but if you can please let me know

you ever need to lay facedown on your bed with your feet hanging off the end?

I've just discovered the limit on sideblogs is that you can create 10 a day