match-your-steps - sometimes I say words
sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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Strongly Dislike When People Who Don't Like Tomato Soup Say It's Like Drinking Ketchup. Like No, Actually,

strongly dislike when people who don't like tomato soup say it's like drinking ketchup. like no, actually, those things are fundamentally different and do not taste the same. just because tomato soup is my favorite kind of soup and I love tomatoes in general doesn't mean I'll hate you or even be at all offended by you for not wanting liquid tomato in large quantities. please just say it instead of coming up with some weird excuse that clearly isn't true.


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3 years ago

when you but no


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3 years ago

Meet Babychild

Meet Babychild

This girl in my physics class has a bunch of those tiny plastic Mardi Gras babies and she's telling the guy next to her their names and they're things like "cyanide," "oat bran," and "felony"


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3 years ago

Girl in the hallway: my dress was only like sixty dollars and it was on sale so it was originally like a hundred dollars-

Second girl: you spent SIXTY DOLLARS on a DRESS?!!!!


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3 years ago

*puts 10 hours of music on an mp3 player*

*it's just the 10 hours of shreksophone video downloaded as an mp3*


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