I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts
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When You But No
when you but no
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Me when I was working at a concessions stand: now when I say cash register I mean big metal box with a money drawer in it
Me: I think most cash registers are supposed to have calculator capabilities but this one does not and never has
Me: we've got this handheld scientific calculator but I don't think anyone currently working here has ever been able to get it to turn on
I genuinely aspire to be as confident as Laertes I'm not even kidding
Before I broke my entire foot I never considered that I didn't lose 1 limb when I had to start using crutches- I practically lost all of them
Pinterest-style craft video: add tacky glue
Me, eyeing the paper covering up the bottle so the brand doesn't show: you're right, that glue is pretty tacky