match-your-steps - sometimes I say words
sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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Me: I'm In Pain

Me: I'm in pain

My foot: !! wow me too!

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Me: ooo I wonder what song will be next

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3 years ago

why would you pull your mask down so your nose isn't covered. I'm not even talking about becoming diseased just doesn't your nose feel naked


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3 years ago

Me when I was working at a concessions stand: now when I say cash register I mean big metal box with a money drawer in it

Me: I think most cash registers are supposed to have calculator capabilities but this one does not and never has

Me: we've got this handheld scientific calculator but I don't think anyone currently working here has ever been able to get it to turn on


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3 years ago

Meet Babychild

Meet Babychild

This girl in my physics class has a bunch of those tiny plastic Mardi Gras babies and she's telling the guy next to her their names and they're things like "cyanide," "oat bran," and "felony"


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