match-your-steps - sometimes I say words
match-your-steps
sometimes I say words

I did introduce myself as an artist but this is pretty gosh darn heavy on the text posts

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I've Been Thinking About This For A While But You Know How European People (or I Guess I've Never Seen

I've been thinking about this for a while but you know how European people (or I guess I've never seen this reaction in anyone other than people from Great Britain specifically, but I'm no expert) try American chocolate and are like DEAR GOODNESS HOW CAN ANYONE EAT THIS IT'S HARDLY CHOCOLATE yeah well I wonder how they would react to a tootsie roll

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candy chocolate food cw food tootsie rolls because come on don't tell me they ACTUALLY taste like chocolate they dont legit did not know they were supposed to be chocolate flavored until I was well into high school and yet every time I talk to people about this they're like yeah I knew? that's what they taste like dude AND IM LIKE no they don't THEY LITERALLY DO NOT controversy I suppose british people sweet things sugar european people europe thoughts

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I asked my roommate and like five of my coworkers about Spiders Georg like a month ago and NONE of them knew it. Intensely sad day for me.

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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