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So do we... strike? Sign a petition to maintain Discord independance..?
Patton seems to agree ^^
"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
What, pray tell, does golf have to do with vampirism?
*W h e r e ? !*
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Keep it up @neil-gaiman, it will be over soon
And a little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery
This post brought to by "Ink-Suit Actor"
Riz Ahmed as Ballister
Eugene Lee Yang as Ambrosius
BRO THEY ARE LITERALLY VOICED BY THEIR REAL LIFE LOOKALIKES I LOVE NIMONA SM
But it *could* be Adam being stalked metaphorically and literally by his dual nature as the Antichrist. If we go with that interpretation, only flaw would be false advertising when the readers find out he's not the main character.
Hi Neil! This is one of the old french covers for good omens. I was just wondering if you had, say, ANY idea of what happened in the illustrator's brain?
I am pretty certain the illustrator has painted a cover to a completely different book, and that that cover has been bought cheaply to reuse by J'ai Lu.
What are you talking about? These are high art
I could make serious fanart
Or I could make some of the stupidest shit anyone has ever seen
You'll never take me alive!!
happy pride month from the one and only hatsune miku
I blame the movies we watched growing up framing black widows, tarantulas, and even just regular spiders as dangerous and unsettling
You know what’s wild? I hear people all the time talking about how they’ve been bitten by spiders. And the truth is that spider bites are so incredibly rare, constantly misdiagnosed. Do your research or ask anyone who studies them. Spiders are simply not out here biting people.
But what’s even more amazing is how adamant people are about seeing spiders as biting people when you know who does bite people? All the time? Ants. Why do people not fear ants? But this fantasy of spiders biting them gives them severe avoidance instincts. Like have you ever sat on concrete. Or in grass. Or outside at all ever? Ants are biting you. That little pinch you felt under your thigh? That’s some little fuckers mouthpieces grabbing your leg my dude.
It just doesn’t make sense to me? Why do people fear spiders but not ants? When ants are so much more likely to walk on your person than spiders, and in many cases will bite you if you don’t know they’re on you. Someone explains this to me. And don’t say spiders are bigger and creepier bc have you seen bullet ants
This is not to throw shade on ants. I think ants are fantastic and beautiful little guys. But seriously why are we demonizing spiders when ants are literally sitting right next to them biting u
Facts.
Reblog if you believe trans rights are human rights.
I love the thought that in two, maybe three hundred years when the Internet, Neil Gaiman, and Larry Welz are a distant hazy memory, The Innkeeper's Soul will be told with the same folktale reverence around fires as Stingy Jack O'Lantern and the darker versions of Grimm's Fairy Tales: an amusing fable about the power of human love trumping the petty squabbles of Heaven and Hell
I don't expect this one to get answered, but a friend who I recently introduced your work to asked, and I was curious:
Have you ever dabbled in writing erotica, or possibly better termed, smut? Maybe under a pseudonym?
Given the wide breadth of topics you've written about, and given that most artists of any type tend to dabble at least a little, I would guess that the answer is yes, just curious if any of it ever got published anywhere?
Thank you for your time, good sir. I've been a fan almost as long as you've been writing. Still looking for a copy of The First Four Years of the Fab Five for less than a billion dollars, and looking for a replacement for my stolen (and signed, in person, long ago) copy of Don't Panic.
There's a story called "Tastings" in Smoke and Mirrors, and a few bits of American Gods, but that's all I can think of so far.
And a finger on the monkey's paw curls!!
MAYA PYRRHA OMFG AND THEY FINALLY PUT MAYA OZPIN TO USE
Okay... but y'all, as dark as it was... CRWBY could have made it so much darker
They could have cut up and bruised Ruby's face after her Aura broke and she took all that physical abuse, especially with Ozpin brutally caning her like an abusive father or uncle
We could have heard squishing and crunching noises when Neo stomped on Little
They could have painfully, heartwrenchingly, drawn out Ruby's suicide with the poison making her jerk and choke and dribble bile in a disturbing parallel to IRL suicide by ODing or drinking bleach/antifreeze
They would have been forced to up the maturity rating if they did, so they didn't, but can you imagine...?
EDIT: And oh dear... how could I forget all the rape imagery around the Curious Cat standing on top of Ruby, penetrating and violating and dominating her in multiple meanings of those words at once. They could have made it so much worse by having the Cat purring, nuzzling, and licking Ruby as they brag about the act of being inside and a part of her, how much they will enjoy it...
I am not okay...
The big bad of Final Fantasy XV
A man whose flawless charming and suave troll personality is belied by the sheer *tragedy* of cosmic hell he got put thru that its a miracle he can even fake a smile
Unfortunately, Jaune's now in the camp of cosmic plaything.....I believe I hear sauve man named Ardyn Izunia welcome him into the group.
Who the shit is that
King Soopers is strictly Colorado, Trader Joe's are scattered all over more or less randomly in the US
I still have one question is king soopers and trader joes strictly in Colorado or are they other places because this has been bugging me literally my entire life
I have never heard of a ptarmigon before, and if someone had described what it looked and sounded like I would have thought they were pulling my leg or describing a funny local cryptid. Knowing that this funny little bird with the angry red eyebrows that makes croaky "oh wow" sounds exists adds that much more brightness to my life
Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip
Why does Varys giggle a lot
The in-universe reason: to appear non-threatening.
The George R. R. Martin reason: villains have quirky laughs.
"I don't think it's possible to wipeout House Frey. There's a Frey in every corner of the planet."
Then good thing they won't have to be. Old Walder's double dealing and treachery will follow them all so terribly that whatever descendants he has left will either forswear their relation at any cost, or cut their throats themselves rather than live as Freys. Maybe some of them will even take up some manner of atonement for the family crimes, but I won't hold my breath.
Yo! I sumbled across a blog post cheering Tywin and the red wedding, and someone commented this(wendynerdwrites), i thought wait a goddam minute!:
"My fantasy is that Guest Right is eventually restored with one caveat - no Lannisters. The Boltons and freys are going extinct. But the Lannisters will survive with generatons of being ousted from negotiations, parlays, state and court events, all diplomacy and as a result, their stock dwindles to near nothingness. Their .ane becomes a punchline. They have Casterly Rock taken from them and they can't even fight or appeap because they are ineligible to negotiate the end of any rebellion they might attempt. They are the new house Hollard. All thanks to Tywin."
This the true ending of Tyrion, the only surviving Lannister and Tywin 2.0! This. is. karma. This is everything that they fear even Tyrion. 🤣
As fun of an idea as that is, "peace except Lannisters" isn't real peace, and I don't think the author would write an ending where future generations are paying for the crimes of their ancestors indefinitely.
Side note, I don't think it's possible to wipeout House Frey. There's a Frey in every corner of the planet. Lol
Okay I would never smoke but they Did kinda go off with the aesthetics
That is more or less *exactly* what he is.
[We're looking at a huge jet black cat. And I mean huge- it's larger than a panther. But it's a cat, not a panther- the proportions are different]
---The Annotated Sandman I, Sandman 18 - Page 14, Panel 2
Okay, hear me out, hear me out. HEAR ME OUT
YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE'S NOT A GIANT MAINE COON LIKE LOOK AT HIM
What is your favorite meal or food description? Your answers are always excellent and I adore your tumblr
Favourite description of an individual dish?
The beer was brown, the bread black, the stew a creamy white. She served it in a trencher hollowed out of a stale loaf. It was thick with leeks, carrots, barley, and turnips white and yellow, along with clams and chunks of cod and crabmeat, swimming in a stock of heavy cream and butter. It was the sort of stew that warmed a man right down to his bones, just the thing for a wet, cold night.
Davos I, ADWD
This is a description written with love. I want to try a few spoonfuls of this! And I don't even like cream-based stock!