That Is More Or Less *exactly* What He Is.

That is more or less *exactly* what he is.

[We're looking at a huge jet black cat. And I mean huge- it's larger than a panther. But it's a cat, not a panther- the proportions are different]

---The Annotated Sandman I, Sandman 18 - Page 14, Panel 2

Okay, hear me out, hear me out. HEAR ME OUT

YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE'S NOT A GIANT MAINE COON LIKE LOOK AT HIM

What is your favorite meal or food description? Your answers are always excellent and I adore your tumblr

Favourite description of an individual dish?

The beer was brown, the bread black, the stew a creamy white. She served it in a trencher hollowed out of a stale loaf. It was thick with leeks, carrots, barley, and turnips white and yellow, along with clams and chunks of cod and crabmeat, swimming in a stock of heavy cream and butter. It was the sort of stew that warmed a man right down to his bones, just the thing for a wet, cold night.

Davos I, ADWD

This is a description written with love. I want to try a few spoonfuls of this! And I don't even like cream-based stock!

Okay... but y'all, as dark as it was... CRWBY could have made it so much darker

They could have cut up and bruised Ruby's face after her Aura broke and she took all that physical abuse, especially with Ozpin brutally caning her like an abusive father or uncle

We could have heard squishing and crunching noises when Neo stomped on Little

They could have painfully, heartwrenchingly, drawn out Ruby's suicide with the poison making her jerk and choke and dribble bile in a disturbing parallel to IRL suicide by ODing or drinking bleach/antifreeze

They would have been forced to up the maturity rating if they did, so they didn't, but can you imagine...?

EDIT: And oh dear... how could I forget all the rape imagery around the Curious Cat standing on top of Ruby, penetrating and violating and dominating her in multiple meanings of those words at once. They could have made it so much worse by having the Cat purring, nuzzling, and licking Ruby as they brag about the act of being inside and a part of her, how much they will enjoy it...

I am not okay...

What are you talking about? These are high art

I could make serious fanart

Or I could make some of the stupidest shit anyone has ever seen

King Soopers is strictly Colorado, Trader Joe's are scattered all over more or less randomly in the US

I still have one question is king soopers and trader joes strictly in Colorado or are they other places because this has been bugging me literally my entire life

But it *could* be Adam being stalked metaphorically and literally by his dual nature as the Antichrist. If we go with that interpretation, only flaw would be false advertising when the readers find out he's not the main character.

Hi Neil! This is one of the old french covers for good omens. I was just wondering if you had, say, ANY idea of what happened in the illustrator's brain?

I am pretty certain the illustrator has painted a cover to a completely different book, and that that cover has been bought cheaply to reuse by J'ai Lu.