All Jokes Aside, The Cats A Good Thing. Clint Has Some Self-respect Left And Refuses To Pine After Acat

All jokes aside, the cat’s a good thing. Clint has some self-respect left and refuses to pine after a cat guy. “Are you actually being serious right now?” Nat elbows him in the gut as Clint stares at Bucky’s bleeding face, whimpering a little when he just spits out some blood and, with a scowl, waves off the medic who dares to approach him. “Why is this so hot?” Clint fans himself with his own t-shirt, stretching the cotton with each drag, and pines with the intensity and urgency of at least a hundred dying phone batteries.

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Clint has a type. And his type is assholes.

Day 10: Bucky/Tony - Sadism

Bucky can always tell in advance. Knows that look better than he knows the weight of a gun when the clip’s running low. It’s the one Steve gets right before he busts out the shield and charges headfirst into someone else’s personal shit like it’s a Hydra base.

Rating: Mature Wordcount: 1.6k

Day 9: Bucky/Tony - Breath Play

“Breathe for me, Tony,” Bucky orders, his quiet rasp vibrating through Tony’s bones, and lets up just enough for Tony not to pass the fuck out. Just say it, Tony’s brain taunts. Say you don’t just want him. Say you can’t breathe without him.

Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 4.4k

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Oh, god. This is so good. Send help, I am dying for more.

Summary: Tony takes the team out for a celebration. Bucky finds it not horrible at first, but irresistible later.

Tags: Bucky/Peter, Strippers & Strip Clubs, Rough Sex, Rimming, Aged-Up Peter Parker, Multiple Orgasms

Is it slate? With the outside getting darker and darker, the warm air breezing in, the bracelet wrap looks like midnight remembering something it forgot at twilight. The clasp might as well be a mini solar flare in the dim of the spaceship's cockpit, and Tony tries and fails to recall the last time he bought something that wasn’t a self-indulgent binge that tends to accompany a close call and normally ends up with Peter muttering, “You shouldn't have.” Tony didn’t buy him this. He could have; it’s tasteful, not blinding like some gaudy, gem-encrusted monstrosity. It doesn't scream look at me, I'm worth more than your car. Instead, it whispers, look closer.

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Really, Tony lecturing about the dangers of accepting gifts from power players is a joke so rich it should be taxed. Status: Completed Rating: Explicit Fills: Starker Battleship: Sex Artifact (yuuuup; and lol) @starker-battleship Peter Parker Bingo: SWF B1 Square - Music @pparkerbingo Peter Parker Bingo: NSWF I1 Square - In Public @pparkerbingo Starker Festivals Summer Bingo: I3 Square - Risky Sex @starkerfestivals