Dream Jobs:

Dream jobs:

-A chic and socially skilled dinner party host

-A brilliant, sensitive, slightly pretentious poet

-A blithe wanderer with a harmonica

-An eccentric old witch who gives wise advice

-A stunningly dressed lady-in-waiting with a secret

-A witty dandy who never shuts up

-A herald of the apocalypse

-A god

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

more like john teehee-con amiright

John Deacon smiling, but as you scroll the smile gets bigger:

no

vibe czech

OTHER PEOPLE AGREE

vsco girls that say “sksksksk” are really just speaking parseltounge, prove me wrong