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Chuckles , watching Dandy: Ah yes. The mysterious and beautiful Dandy, so demure…
Chuckles : …I wonder what sort of melodic sounds this wonderful being makes?
Dandy: *screaming*
Pyke: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Chuckles and Rett's convo?
Dandy: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Klavir: I'm in the washing machine.
Laboosh: I'm in the closet.
Dandy: We accept you Laboosh. <3
Laboosh: No I'm literally in the closet.
Dandy: Love is love. <3
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What was the convo abt? Wrong answers only
Dandy, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Pyke: Yeah, Dandy will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Dandy: Exactly, I will straight up-
Dandy:
Dandy, tearing up: Pyke, why would you say that?!
Rett: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Chuckles : >:O language
Dandy: Yeah watch your fucking language
Pyke: Okay, who taught Dandy the fuck word?!
Laboosh: 'The fuck word'.
Klavir: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Dandy: Oh my god they censored it
Laboosh: Say fuck, Klavir.
Dandy: Do it, Klavir. Say fuck.
Pyke: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*
Klavir: Hey, Pyke, how was your day?
Pyke: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Klavir* Hell.
Dandy, distraught, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?
Rett: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Laboosh & dandy:
Laboosh: Was it dandy?
Klavir: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Dandy: You and me!
Klavir: *tearing up* Ok.
Pyke: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Rett: Cohesion?
Klavir: Teamwork?
Chuckles : A general sense of what we’re doing?
Dandy: And Laboosh is not here.
Rett: Oh, and that, yeah.
Dandy: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Chuckles : There isn't another one. You're crazy.
Klavir, to the Squad: I’d die for you.
Rett: Then perish.
Pyke: You will.
Dandy: Please don’t.
Chuckles : Coool.
Laboosh: I’d die for you first.
Dandy: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!
*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*
Dandy: Get two more chairs!
Pyke: They can get their own chairs.
Rett: Make them fight for it.
Klavir: You only need one chair to beat them all with.
Chuckles : I would never be near children.
Pyke: you're a clown-
Laboosh: Kill two.
Dandy: Are they stupid?
Rett: Yes, but they prefer to be called Chuckles .
Dandy: Are they stupid?
Rett: Yes, but they prefer to be called Chuckles .
Dandy: Are you busy?
Rett: Yes.
Dandy: Cool, listen to this...
Rett: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Dandy, crying: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.
✨💀✨@mindoqr✨💀✨
I dunno what did I do with his left hand😐
But besides this strange thing, i like the result✨