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remakes of all of the harry potter movies where everything is the same but instead of parseltongue it’s just sksksksk
OTHER PEOPLE AGREE
vsco girls that say “sksksksk” are really just speaking parseltounge, prove me wrong
Sorry Sebastian but sometimes date (it's not a date in her head) >>>> academic curiosity
Sebastian is defeated by Parseltongue once again after the Scriptorium 💀
Think about this
OK, but I had a random thought last night. What if in the wizarding world, there were spells that can only be used by parseltongues? And only parseltongues know about them, because only they can use them?
The Lyndworm Animagius Harry Potter Au Brainrot that I can't escape
my au is very specific and won't get out of my head, idk if I'm gonna write a fic but if I do it'll start in 4th year probably or be told in snippets
Now it's ur problem too! :)
Harry takes anchent runes in this au
That's how he made the cat shapeshifting necklace. It was plan B.
(Harry is slytherin in this au, and personally has never trusted Albus Dumbledore)
He wanted to have an animal form for stealth and sneaking purposes since dumbles doesn't give him the cloak in this au cuz hes in Slytherin
But his animagus form said FUCK STEALTH
It may be the smallest species of dragon to ever exist, but it's still way to fucking big for stealth.
Sooo.. cat amulet/necklace thing. Unfortunately this is also not the best either cuz his fur is very unique and rememberable.
(also he thinks his fur's kinda a dead giveaway for who he is, yet somehow Snape is the only one who recognizes him on sight??? Like how?? It's so obvious???? Harry lives in constant confusion at the actions of the wizarding poplulas)
And since Lyndwurms are usually very sneaky looking that's where Harry gets the parseltounge ability, all the snakes think he has a weird growlly-growllish accent.
The wings flap like- alternately? (When the front ones go up the back ones go down and vice versa) And when they rub together fast it creates static electricity' otherwise his movements are just kinda floaty like a fairy fly, (which is a real thing, microscopic fly that basically swims thru air with it's giant fairy wings hence the name.)
This species of dragon mostly eats birds and fish and is a very good swimmer- Just picture like- an electric eel crossed with a dragonfly.
it is also very very extinct so everyone is confused in the beginning except Charlie the token dragon nerd who has read every dragon book ever.
He is also a pretty boy, because I said so. Harry deserves to be pretty. He has heterochromia? (Is it called that when it's just the hair?)
part 300 of trying to write Parseltongue in a way that people won't find annoying
"Where can I find the adders?"
"Placesss."
"Placesss?" he mimicked sarcastically. "What placesss?"
"Shh. You are attracting the badgers."
It half-heartedly flopped towards the water, and Tom followed it.
"In the sun. Not often. Try when the students have gone back to their nests."
"Do you mean during the holidays?"
"Yesss. Nasty little creatures, always kicking and throwing stones. He would have none of that, hss. Disrespect. Now leave me alone."
"Disrespect, hss," said Tom, biting back a laugh. He was going to catch a cold if he stood there any longer. "Fine. I'm going."
Okay I know everyone on the Internet says that they find hss'es and ss'es annoying in Parseltongue, but I can't imagine this snake not sounding like that. I wouldn't put it (unironically) in a human Parselmouth's speech, but I can't get it out of my head. At least the italics are fairly unobtrusive?
HERE for Parselmouth Harry, especially if there's a snake Animagus Draco along for the ride
AU where Harry remains a parselmouth and becomes a snake breeder
he names his clingiest and rudest little snake after Draco