One Of The Many Untrue Beliefs I Hold About The Silmarillion (which I Havent Read) Is That Its An Early

One of the many untrue beliefs I hold about the Silmarillion (which I haven’t read) is that it’s an early fan translation of Disgaea by a group called “Jar Token” which took a lot of liberties with the original text.

Here comes the tassel dragon, bearing the candy peach flag! I’m still learning how to use watercolors, but I like how he turned out! Concept: tassel dragons are bred and braided for parades or processions, and retire to live comfortable lives around antique shops or textile mills.

“Hey Nikole, why do you still read newspaper comics?”

because that is not edited in the slightest

Perpetually offended that their out-of-date worldview is not accepted as gospel truth, American Golden-Plovers refuse to accept new ideas and diversity in culture. True to their name, these inflexible birds continue to cling to such backwards notions as the Gold Standard, American infallibility, Horse-And-Sparrow economics, and many more too numerous to list. Above, a male American Golden-Plover is absolutely shocked that anybody could believe indigenous peoples have a greater claim to territory than settling whites.

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i am home safe from ICVM 2016

i really, really need to figure out a way to get paid to attend academic conferences because holy shit what incredible fun that was even just an afternoon.

e: on that note have you all considered helping support my work on patreon

home safe, my hair and emergency cute outfit reek of cigarettes and now i have a bunch of birds to write about and ugh i should have just eaten the “zesty” pickles

a dilemma

have breakfast with grandmother BUT her racist white friends will have Opinions™ -OR- stay in my room for a sixth consecutive day, eating terrible pickles and tweaking Windows 10