James: When Regulus Was Born, The Gods Said, "He's Too Perfect For This World."

James: When Regulus was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."

Sirius: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

wolfstar dilemma

remus: -ALWAYS. I ALWAYS DO THE GODDAMN DISHES.

sirius *cowering in the corner, on the phone with james*: JAMES. JAMES HE’S DOING THE DISHES THAT HE TOLD ME TO DO TWO HOURS AGO. I’M GOING TO BE WHEELED OFF IN AN AMBULANCE TODAY.

barty: i said if i didnt become famous by 20 i’ll be a death eater

dorcas: well girl how old are you im getting nervous

Regulus getting out of the Gryffindor dorm, meeting Sirius, Remus and Peter on his way out:

Sirius, defensive: What are you doing here??

Regulus: Studying. With Potter.

Sirius, opening the door, to see James sitting on his bed cross legged, with a dreamy smile on his lips, his face and neck covered in lipstick stains:

Remus, chuckling: Studying huh.

MY OPINIONS ON LIKEAFUNERERALLS ART!!

(+ headcanons)

likeafunerall is a fucking god, you absolutely can’t convince me otherwise.

this very art is the reason i headcanon remus as welsh from his father, and arab from his mother. even before i found their fanart for Remus, i always imagined Remus having darker skin. He would also have more tattoos than people would think.

not even kidding, i think making Sirius more feminine was a perfect idea. i’ve always imagined him to be more feminine than masculine, and this representation was absolutely gorgeous. Sirius is 100% french, and it was his first language so sometimes when he was angry he’d unknowingly speak french. he learned english by Andromeda before he started his first year in hogwarts.

its like likeafunerall is trying to make me pass out at this point. James in these two art pieces should be hung in a museum. James being indian is one of my favorite headcanons ever. he got it from the one and only Effie :D

i’m going feral about Regulus at the moment. these pieces are my absolute favorites of Reggie. i’ve always seen Regulus as a fan of TV Girl, /and or Melanie Martinez.. not sure why- but i think he’s absolutely adore them to a fault. his favs would be Blue Hair and The Contortionist.

everything about Barty in their art makes me want to go into a slut era. It just has that affect on me. Barty would have so many arm tattoos that Evan inked himself. He would also have a eyebrow slit and piercing.. i just think he’d be really into face piercings.

I’ll post a part 2 soon :)

this would be a perfect promp

Sirius finding out about jegulus in a library mid day: HOW COULD YOU, YOU BROTHERFUCKER?!

James: I HAVENT EVEN FUCKED HIM YET

Regulus: …

Sirius: did you say yet?

James: no.. you’re hearing things.

Sirius with his eye twitching: …

Regulus: James… run.