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Or brat version anyone?

Armand: I could kill you

Daniel: so could a Lego, if I step on it wonky enough

Armand: [smirks]

Armand trying to be scary: I could kill you before you even blink

Known freak and dead person cuddler Daniel Molloy: promise?

Iwtv is about a man going through two gay vampire divorces and constantly failing his daughter a little and sometimes an old man interrupts the recollection of these events to imply he’s a liar and ogle the guy he’s currently divorcing. Peak television really

Absent father Molloy X present father DeNothing

OK, but Armand coddling newborn fledgling Daniel? Armand making sure he's drank enough? Armand washing the blood off his face and straightening up his clothes post kill? Armand mercilessly killing any threat to his one and only child? Armand and Daniel going to sleep together in a single coffin, limbs tangled together in comfort and love!!

“The saw trap is ready, beloved.😊”

De Pointe du Lack curiosity!!

Louis "least curious vampire to ever exist" de Point du Lac

armand + preparing to tell louis about his past

daniel is so shocked to find out they kept and psychosexually tortured him for 6 days in the 70's, like babygirl what exactly do you think they're doing to you right now 50 years later? making things burst into flame, disorienting you by extracting your painful memories, drinking blood right from the source while moaning obscenely and holding direct eye contact with you, appearing in front of you suddenly with vampiric speed, anything to make you squirm and tense and gasp, yeah sure that's just normal regular interview behavior. WAKE UP daniel they want to suck your dick i mean blood

Lestat, you must think me an idiot. TJ MIKELOGAN’s HALLOWEEN 2024 EVENT day seven ↬ vampires

The vampire bond. There is no human equivalent (...) It's a bond that can never fully be severed. A bond like that makes you believe there are only two of you on the planet. Freedom and chastity wrapped in one person.

Fandom help me

Every time I consume too much IWTV content my body feels warm and I get giggly and I start having an insane look in my eyes

What is this called? Am I on natural drugs? Anyone else experience this?

Editing after just one hour to let you all know I'm not even remotely kidding. I'm getting symptoms

Go on! Omg you guys always stop before you tell me everything [pants like a dog]

people don't know.... people don't know that the book louis canonically makes himself pretty for lestat... people don't know how he likes to look good for his husband, to make his man's eyes get bigger when he's looking at him

Some people like accountability that much

I don't know how to explain it but how anyone can hate Armand is beyond me, it's beyond my brain's capacity to ever understand (and I never will), I don't trust anybody who doesn't like Armand

And then Marius as Roberto and Armand as Theresa?? And Daniel as Juan???????? And and

How is Daniel gonna feel after he mocked Armand/Louis/Lestat’s messy triangle when he realizes he’s a part of it???

i’ll never get over the scene between armand and madeleine but specifically

“claudia, he thinks there’s something left of my era.“

her addressing armand as “young man” in french, her pronunciation of claudia and era, her maintaining eye contact with armand while yelling out to claudia to make fun of him, armand’s little smirk

i personally think she was telling armand in more ways than one that he knows nothing and he’s not as smart as he thinks he is

I love that weird white lady

How to kill me:

Kill me a thousand times with this comic. Just show it to me like the banner guy shouting "TECHNOLOGY"

fuzzy socks (in case vampires feet get chilly…)

THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD??

Just imagined a semi-montage scene for the beginning of the Devil’s Minion stalking era as Armand chases Daniel around the world while Beautiful Boy by John Lennon plays and felt like I had to share it. The dark comedy of it all…

can i take this and raise you a s3/4 montage scene where armand is following daniel everywhere he goes but he doesn’t want daniel to know so he’s like hiding in the shadows and stroking daniels hair while he’s asleep and mopping up his bloody messes. and he’s wearing daniels picture in a heart locket the whole time and sometimes he opens it up and looks at it wistfully. beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful booooy……..

just a wild tweet from beginning to end

An instinct to self-efface... Is that what makes you fascinating?

Armand says he's the artistic director of the Theatre des Vampires but in reality he's like. the entire c-suite. canonically he's doing all the bookkeeping, all the property management, and in a roundabout way making all the hiring decisions. he's the HR department too. in TVA he teaches himself accounting & modern business so that he can run the company better. calling himself artistic director is like if you were the regional manager for starbucks but you put "barista" on your resume because sometimes you make the coffee. but he puts directeur artistique on his calling cards and playbills so that he can show them to guys like Louis and be like "oui... i am just an artiste sênsitìve... all i know is cigarette and emotional volatility......... come see one of my plays monsieur"

How does one even get a sugar daddy

Tell me your experiences

What french is there in the song?

Jacob Anderson gets a lot of very well-deserved praise on his accent work in IWTV, especially in the sense that it goes back and forth— the thick NOLA Creole drawl to the sterile, stripped-clean, carefully blank American that he uses in Dubai, and then back again. If you listen closely, you can hear him very subtly letting that drawl "seep" back in during really intense Dubai scenes. It's absolutely phenomenal.

BUT! I would also like to give Sam some flowers that I don't see mentioned much. Mostly because we only hear it in two scenes, with very few lines: the reunion scene in 2x08, and the S3 Teaser. Sam is doing! Two completely different accents at once! And I KNOW it's intentional bc it's a book thing and our boy has a doctorate in Lestat.

In Louis' account of events, Lestat was fresh off the boat. The French accent is very thick, and he also peppers in a lot of French into his sentences. (Most fic writers tend to lean into this). But by our start date in 2022, Lestat has been living in Louisiana for over a century. In TVL, set in the 80s, Lestat describes LOUIS as the one having an accent.

So what is Sam doing with this?

FOR STARTERS. There are whole stretches of words, entire lines in those scenes even, where Lestat sounds pretty casually American: "shut up" like "shuddup", "and I thought, who better to carry on the great work", "Siri, pause". The French thickens a bit when the emotion intensifies, but even then it's not entirely present like it is in the rest of the show. The nasality and softened "T" of "nineteen sevendy three" "Did you hurt yourself?", the "I can't, Louis." THE WAY HE SAYS LOUIS' NAME SOUNDS DIFFERENT. not lew-EE anymore, but LOO-ee.

The teaser?? Very fun. The entire line "There's a goblet on the table." And "but, then again...it might not." AND!! Of course accents of all kinds tend to soften when singing, but in the song he only sounds French when speaking French.

And these HAVE to be conscious choices, they have to be planned and the ratios played with because neither of these are Sam Reid's speaking voice. He is doing two accents at once and it's so subtle but it's also doing so much to make Real Lestat distinct from Memory Lestat. What a GIFT what a TREASURE what SUBLIME leads we have for this show.

(Assad I see you scheming too, I will gush about you too)

This is so in character and the voice is strong I love it

daniel, wake up, my love, i’ve a most important development to share. something called kinktober has commenced, a digital ceremony of sorts. beloved, you are going to want to read these documents. they are putting your cervix through the most dastardly of situations. exquisite, is it not? these mortals— they paint their tales of our courtship in such vivid color. i’ve already made a list of their most ingenious conceptualizations we might add to our bedroom repertoire. one for each night of the month, don’t you think? to honor the traditions

When your fledgling does what you want

When your fledgling is a brat

also i need armand to snap into full blown gremlin mode so hard at one of daniel’s bratty little “yah” responses