I Will My Mutuals From Everything. From The Cold. From The Five Nights At Freddys. You Will Be Safe Just

I will 𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔠𝔱 my mutuals from everything. from the cold. from the five nights at freddys. you will be safe just get behind me

Poseidon: The sea does not like to be restrained, my son. And you have the sea within you.

Percy: What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Please stop talking in riddles.

~A few years later~

Percy, in botl: *stops restraining himself and triggers a volcanic eruption*

Percy, in hoh: *stops restraining himself and temporarily overpowers a primordial goddess*

Percy: Oh shit he meant that literally

Poseidon, nodding: And I am proud of you.

Something I think about a lot is how Rick Riordan very rarely uses "girlfriend/boyfriend" to refer to Percy and Annabeth within their perspectives. They're so intertwined, even Annabeth says in hoh that the word boyfriend isn't strong enough, because Percy was a part of her. They are a singular soul, too wrapped around each others' fates that regular labels are far too weak for them. But, Rick Riordan uses "boyfriend" a lot in Nico and Wills perspectives, not because they love each other less than percabeth, but to show how much the word means to them. Nico uses it any chance he gets- "his boyfriend," "he actually had a boyfriend," because Nico has never been able to say that before. Their struggle with their queer identities mixed with Nico's catholic guilt and chronic everyone-hates-me disease makes the fact that he has someone to call his actual boyfriend so much more important to his character development.

Soap, texting: Bro she's online Soap: What should I do? Ghost: Send nudes Soap: U first Ghost: ? Ghost: send it to her Ghost: Fucking idiot Soap: ...shit

i never want to read annabeth being surprised percy is intelligent ever again in any way at any point for any reason.