Soap: *sitting Outside The Base Staring At The Ground*

Soap: *sitting outside the base staring at the ground*

Price: What are you doing out here?

Soap: Contemplating whether or not if I should drop off the face of the Earth

Price: ... why?

Soap: I have been so preoccupied with being obsessed by every fraction of bare skin that Ghost is willing to show that when I walked into the locker room and saw Gaz shirtless I screamed

Price: ... you screamed

Soap: Then Ghost walked in with nothing but a towel and I blacked out

Price:

Soap: I'm so cursed. Everyone on this base knows I'm a loser and now the two hottest guys witnessed that. I need to disappear

Price: I've been around Phil too long, I'm disappointed I missed the chance to witness this

Soap: I'M A LOSER

can't wear scented anything around soap cuz he's gonna get a whiff and then invade your personal space trying to name what it is and if it smells edible he's getting a taste.

Made my OC in Sims4 !! Ignore the fact that she’s only in casual clothes as Sims4 doesn’t have army uniform. Her name is Julia Roberts, her call sign is ‘Hawk’ she is a specialist sniper and is good in battle felid intelligence and she used to work with K9s for a hot min!!

Also she would have a longer scar on her eye (it should go down to her neck) and she’d look more stern or grumpy.

Now I just need to learn to draw or I need someone to draw her for me! Let me know if you want to hear some stories about her/ back story

cocoa puffs

Ghost: has anyone seen my top?

Price, without missing a beat: soap is in the kitchen