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Soap: *sitting outside the base staring at the ground*
Price: What are you doing out here?
Soap: Contemplating whether or not if I should drop off the face of the Earth
Price: ... why?
Soap: I have been so preoccupied with being obsessed by every fraction of bare skin that Ghost is willing to show that when I walked into the locker room and saw Gaz shirtless I screamed
Price: ... you screamed
Soap: Then Ghost walked in with nothing but a towel and I blacked out
Price:
Soap: I'm so cursed. Everyone on this base knows I'm a loser and now the two hottest guys witnessed that. I need to disappear
Price: I've been around Phil too long, I'm disappointed I missed the chance to witness this
Soap: I'M A LOSER
I end up going round in circles, and fall into slumps, and I feel some sort of disconnection from what I actually like. And I wonder why I think the way I do.
HOPE ON THE STREET EP.4 ⎯ "I Don't Know"
this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"
why does nobody talk about deadpool on d23. WHAT IS THIS!!!!?????? pan ass
rattling the bars of my cage screaming for bread
….he got startled