The Way You Describe Kageyama Kills Me An Angry Blueberry With Furrowed Eyebrows Throws A Milk Carton

The way you describe kageyama kills me 😭 “an angry blueberry with furrowed eyebrows throws a milk carton” like COME ON that’s perfect LMAO

kageyama could kabedon me to the floor whenever and wherever 🧍🏽‍♀️

i was??? taken hostage by the schweiden adlers ??

adlers x fem!reader

wc: 1.1k

prompt: mistaking you for your middle blocker brother, the schweiden adlers kidnap you and hold you hostage?? 😯 will you find you way home? or will you find you way into their harets 😍 keep reading to fidn out!!!! if you don’t like don’t read!! constructive criticism only pls don’t be mean 😠

warnings: circa 2012 wattpad crack fanfic, opposite of proofread, written while a little bit tipsy

the kidnapped by hq masterlist can be found here! everyone else on the list is an insanely talented writer, i encourage you to check out their other works after joining me in losing as many brain cells as possible!!

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“CAN I AT LEAST GRAB MY HEADPHONES, UGH”

KIDNAPPED BY DUMPSTER SHOWDOWN CAPTAINS: KUROO & DAICHI

[real authors note: a crackfic from yours truly. I’m so fucking sorry. No one send this to my therapist because she will actually be worried.]

a/n: oh em gee hey hi hello!!! Feeling blessed that i can write for the whore house server collab!!!!!!!!!! I thought i wouldnt post in time because of all of the trauma ive been going thru but we made it! *plays drake music cutely* anywaiiiiz here ya go!!

Warnings! Dont be a pussy, get kidnapped its sexy! Lol hahaha and tw drugs, tw penis (only two for like 5 seconds) so like lime or something less citrus

wc: 2.1k!!!!!

Songs to listen to when reading this: Teen Idle by the QUEEN herself marina and the diamonds, all around me by flyleaf (dw theyre christian), and mgmt kids!!!!

A great poet once said “Got 56 a gram, 5 a hundred grams though, man I swear I love her how she work that damn pole” and that poet, mister fettison wapersons the third said it with his whole left nut. So im out here hustling the pole.

And by pole i mean working at the local 7/11.

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Adopted... by THEM?!! (*MSBY story*)

actual a/n: I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT LIES AHEAD. it’s a mad dream formatted in early FFN days pre-2010 and contents of circa 2012-2015 wattpad/quotev. went back to ask young belle for assistance to power through this. we really came full circle;; or maybe half circle idk

THANK U MIKI @undermattsun for this dReAmY  “Kidnapped by HQ” WHOREHOUSE COLLAB!! other teams kidnapping stories are right here !! THANK U RIA MY APHRIADITE @aoyukai for this INCREDIBLY AMAZING BANNER!! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY .shoyokuns .nectarous .iwaasfairy​ .animatedrapture .xeilian  FBRV2; LOAFS OF MY LIFE MY WHORES; for reassuring and not letting me slide too far into this headspace (and pulling me out) lmfaoao

Title: Adopted by… THEM ?!!

Author: Bokugaos (kouteru ><)

Genre: Drama, Romance

Length: 2.4 k

Disclaimer: I don’t own MSBY and any Haikyuu characters. If i did that would be so cool XD

Authors Note: YOOHOOOOO I’M BACK!!! But this is the first story I’ve written in a while, and i’m pretty rusty so this kinda sux >_o Anyways, BEWARE OF SPOILERS. THIS CONTAINS INFORMATION FROM THE MANGA so please don’t kill me if you spoil yourself. *terrible thoughts enter mind…. bashing brain with torches of fire….* >A< *screams inwardly at herself* SHANNARO!!@ 

well here it is. ENJOY! (I hope… lol…)

CHAPTER 1: The Day I Got Kidnapped

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*this morning*

(y/n)’s POV

my alarm clock ran. I threw it to the wall. TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CLOCK. Hahahahahaha :D but then, i realized it’s monday. I hate my life. But do you know what i hate even more? 

My mom. She hates me too. Before you judge me, let me show you the proof. 

“Wake up Isabella!!!! Time for breakfastl!!!” I heard my mom yell. See?

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grab ur tissues whores 

it’s the whorehouse porn (themed) compilation you’ve been waiting for ;) featuring your fave writers (+ artists) 

𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗲𝗯𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟭𝟰𝘁𝗵

𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 (𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 !!!)

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 + 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀:

𝗵𝗾:   

babysitter ✖︎ matsukawa | @undermattsun

delivery man ✖︎ fukunaga | @volleyballsimp​

boss/secretary ✖︎ kunimi (art) | @onefortyninecm​

𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮:

fake taxi ✖︎ shinsou | @pomsuki

𝗷𝗷𝗸:

casting couch ✖︎ nanami | @blahkugo

babysitter ✖︎ toji/megumi | @bakatenshii

dad’s best friend ✖︎ nanami | @sugardaddykenma

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀:

𝗵𝗾:

pool boy ✖︎ miya twins | @honey-makki

peeping ✖︎ semi | @ourladyofseijoh

boss/secretary ✖︎ kuroo | @strawberryakaashi

neighbors ✖︎ sakusa | @nyancatkuroo​

delivery man ✖︎ osamu | @kodzu-ken

doctor/patient ✖︎ shirabu | @messwriting

dad’s best friend ✖︎ oikawa | @miyaagis

student/teacher ✖︎ sugawara | @heauxzenji

step-dad ✖︎ romero | @lookslikeleese

stuckage ✖︎ ukai | @stonersugawara

masseuse ✖︎ ennoshita | @aoyukai

virginity ✖︎ tendou | @tendouswhxre

cucking ✖︎ suna | @animatedrapture

pool boy ✖︎ bokuto | @bokugaos

cucking ✖︎ kita/atsumu | @daishou-s​

burglar ✖︎ ikkei (art) | @terushimooo​

𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮: 

cucking ✖︎ aizawa/dabi | @tsukkis-crybaby

peeping ✖︎ tamaki | @dymphnasprose

stuckage ✖︎ bakugou | @mega-bastard

gangbang ✖︎ lov | @unmeiii​

virginity ✖︎ bakugo | @rat-suki

𝗷𝗷𝗸:

burglar ✖︎ yuuji/sukuna | @bluntkingkuroo

“what are you doing stepbro” ✖︎ inumaki | @kittenkaashi​​

I absolutely love that we're essentially told that hawks has suffered the same neglect and abuse as several of the LOV members only for y'all to immediately call him an abuse apologist for not wanting Endeavor dead and say that it's not an excuse for what he did...

Like I've had to watch y'all rationalize serial killing, child murder, kidnapping, and conspiring to commit genocide bc the LOV got their feelings hurt as children by ""society"", but when hawks suffered the EXACT same thing y'all immediately dismiss it.

I can't wait until something eventually happens to one of the LOV members again somewhere down the line and y'all start whining about "horikoshi hating victims!1!!1" again.

Just drives my point home that y'all don't care about this story's victims unless they're the ones you like lmao. This feels like the Dabi reveal all over again where y'all were cooing over Dabi reducing his own brother's abuse and attempting to burn him alive while calling DEKU of all people an abuse apologist for telling him to fuck off. You all give me a massive headaches, I hope you all learn to actually care about abuse victims instead of randomly caring when you want to make a shitty text post about how evil and awful Horikoshi is for making the LOV face the consequences of their actions.

I had to put my phone down 7 times, this was E X T R E M E L Y tw wattpad 😳🤌

Also us telling kuroo we’re gonna get kidnapped ? Next level I had to reread to make sure I read that right 😭🤚🏽

𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚑𝚎𝚋𝚒?!

wc: 1.5k

a/n: i’m so sorry

cw: implications of kidnapping, there is one (1) collar and one (1) kiss, this is just 2012-era wattpad level crack

synopsis: ur kuro tetrusou’s lil sister, and your at a volleyball game to cheer him on. little do u  know that snaky eyes (hee hee it’s hoehebi) are watch you from the darkness…

this is a part of the miki mouse whorehouse server collab!!! thank u to @undermattsun​ for organizing this fever dream

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