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13. a long night ahead

the train back to hyogo was depressing to say the least. with your three best friends clinging to you, their tears staining your hoodie, you couldn’t help up shed a few tears yourself. were you excited to go back? no—like definitely not. there was so much going on there that the only thing you wanted was to stay at miyagi with your friends and chat with fumiko. also, who would’ve thought you’d be on good terms with your cousin whom you hated your whole life? with staying in hyogo for a month now, too many has happened.

it would be a lie to say you weren’t dreading your return, probably to be scolded by the twins about inviting your cousin but all you wanted to do was pack a punch on their faces. suna—rintarou, was also in the list, but at least he had managed to man up and apologize to you which made you put him on on the “watch-out” list. you shouldn’t be anxious about making it home, your own house, but for some reason with all the events that happened, your were nervous to step inside the house where the twins and ayaka were in. and hopefully, about to leave the house for the night. you understood why she was nervous and afraid, but fumiko was your cousin and you both had some intertwined issues you needed to solve and talk about—to fully leave the past behind, and the girl in your home wasn’t going to stop that.

getting out of the train to call for a taxi, your were caught by surprise when you saw rintarou leaning against a lamppost looking around. “what are you doing here?”. startled by your voice he saw you looking at him arms crossed and eyebrows raised. pocketing his phone he left his position and

walked closer to you, “thought i could accompany you back home,” he shrugged, “pick up fumiko on the way i don’t know.”

you were surprised at his request, didn’t he also not like fumiko? blinking twice before gathering your thoughts, you nodded at him. “alright, just don’t get into a fight with her.” pointing at him playfully and followed him towards the car.

the atmosphere in the car was awkward since suna didn’t know how to open up a conversation with you even though you’ve forgiven him. he was really worried when he realized you bad left hyogo. not knowing where you could be, it was safe to say he panicked before he saw the tweets you made indicating you were safe and sound in miyagi and not dead somewhere in a ditch.

even though ayaka had wanted him by her side too, the guilt he felt after those texts didn’t allow him to. he never thought you were also a victim of the same stuff ayaka goes through and the fact that he called you selfish for that? he just didn’t even want to think about it. “so uh, how many more minutes before we reach her house?”

“it’s this one on the right.” you pointed outside the window. parking in front of the house, he watched as you rang the doorbell and walked back to the car when fumiko left the house.

“ugh finally im coming over to yours! i swear to god that girl better be out of that place when i arrive or you’ll have to hold me back-“

“-fumiko.” you gave a tight lipped smile trying to discretely point at the boy next to you.

“-hold me back before i go and hug her! yeah! really missed my dear ayaka!” she said with an over enthusiastic smile on her face, one suna could easily see behind.

“im not stupid you know that right? and she’ll be out of there, we notified her beforehand.”

“could’ve fooled me.” she muttered under her breath. suna chose to ignore her statement and looked at you with a deadpanned expression but all you could do was shrug so he continued to drive to your house while you and fumiko sat silently in your seats; the tension in the car suddenly increasing.

arriving at her home, all you wanted was to spend time with your cousin alone without any other presence in the house. but no—the gods had other plans for you and wanted you to suffer today because the second you entered your house with the two others behind you, you were met with the twins and ayaka having dinner in the kitchen.

taking a deep breath, you closed your eyes to calm your nerves because if one of them even raised their voices at you hell would break inside the household. you were not to be tested with today. “i can see how you told them beforehand, i love how they’re literally acting as if its their own home.” fumiko smiled sarcastically looking at suna from the corner of her eyes while taking her shoes off.

while all that was happening, the other three individuals in the room were looking at you frozen in their place. “hi ayaka! its so lovely to see you here! hope i won’t be a bother to your peaceful environment. the last thing i’d want would be too disturb your peace.” fumiko pouted looking directly at the girl as she walked closer to her but changing her direction the last second to open the fridge.

you and suna were still in the entry, the latter looking at you trying to solve the expression on your face. when you finally moved from your stop to ignore the trio and go upstairs with your bags with fumiko following behind you, suna broke the silence.

“didn’t you guys plan on ayaka staying over at yours tonight?” he crossed his arms leaning against the fridge.

“rin! i was...but turns out they had guests over tonight so we had no other choice!” she stood up to hug him only for it to be one-sided because his attention was on the twins with a serious expression on his face. “then you guys better not complain about fumiko’s presence and further annoy the girl”

atsumu was visibly losing composure and suna knew it was because he was holding his tongue back from saying something to the two girls. “what is it sunarin? ya suddenly like her?”

“i don’t. but that doesn’t change the fact that this isn’t ayaka’s house and the fact that she informed you beforehand of her arrival even though she didn’t need to in the first place is something you should appreciate rather than complain. ”

“...its alright rin. we’ll just hang around here while they’re in y/n’s room! im sure that won’t cause any problems.”

“um no.”

all heads turned around to you as you were walking down the stairs with fumiko behind you. “this is my house ayaka and im not locking myself in my room while you walk around the house. it’s going to be the opposite.”

“its funny how you’re walking around as if you own the place. please.” fumiko continued rolling her eyes behind you.

“watch yer tounge blondie.” atsumu warned her.

“or what piss hair? gonna throw a ball on my face?”

“ya wanna try-“

“alright stop.” osamu stepped in between his twin and the girl, finally building up the courage to open his mouth, obviously avoiding eye contact from you. you looked at suna who still had ayaka stuck on his side looking down like she was afraid.

you sighed, a long night was ahead of you.

NIGHT CHANGES

thirteen; a long night

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gahhh im really not happy with this chapter but i wanted to post it since i didn’t last night. sorry if it isn’t enough :/

y/n is currently in a state where she doesn’t have the energy to tolerate with bullshit so....yeah

n e wayzz hope you guys are having a great day :>

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19. give me another chance

standing in front of the miya household made you realize how bad of a choice this was and that maybe you should’ve just let your cousin do this alone. it was already weird that your cousin was comfortable enough to just invite herself into their house with no announcement, but it was too late since fumiko rang the bell and held your hand to keep you in place.

you heard shuffling from behind the door and took out your phone to act as if you were busy, “you’re such a pussy.” fumiko whispered beside you. when you turned your head to speak back, the door in front of you was already open and atsumu was staring at you two with wide and shocked eyes.

“what are ya both doing here?” what shocked you was the non-spiteful tone he used. wasn’t he mad about the whole ayaka situation?

“greetings to you too miya, are your parents home?” fumiko jumped right in to answer him, pushing him aside to enter their home, pulling you along with her. “uh no? they went grocery shopping but they’ll be back in a few minutes. why are ya asking?”

you looked around the house to see if he was lying but were met with two pairs of eyes staring at you and your cousin.

suna and osamu.

you immediately turned your head around to avoid a certain pair of eyes, keeping yourself busy with staring expectantly at the blond twin. “my father had some questions for your parents but couldn’t come himself, so he sent me as his envoy, and i took y/n as my company.” what a smooth liar your cousin was.

“if that’s the case ya both can just wait inside. we were just chatting along.” he pointed at his two friends sitting at the couch.

you could feel suna’s stare at you as you walked over to the other couch with fumiko; away from the trio. there was a very awkward silence between all of you that you could even hear the clock ticking above the television. however atsumu broke the silence with his question, “why couldn’t your father just give’ em a call?”

you could feel fumiko holding back a snarky comment with how she squeezed your hand to keep herself back, so you interjected yourself, “uncle is a very busy man. your parents aren’t his only employees and he had other important stuff to attend to. and y’know fumiko was raised for these stuff so why not send her instead?”

atsumu tentatively nodded at your reply, eyes still staring at fumiko who only gave him a forded smile on her face. while they were in their own world, you were staring at the trio in a questioning way because you weren’t expecting them to be…complaint?

“i know what you’re thinking y/n” osamu spoke, but this time it was directed at you. “yes we’re a little…displeased lets say, but at the end fumiko is your family and we agreed that going back to the old way would be better.”

you were still wary of them but nonetheless accepted his answer and continued with your silent presence, fully aware of the eyes that hadn’t left your figure since the second you stepped into the house.

suna hasn’t stopped staring since you’ve came. he knows you weren’t pleased by their presence, hell he bet even the dumber twin was aware of this. but he just couldn’t stop looking at you, his guilt eating him up.

why was he always so quick on jumping into conclusions? he was actually looking forward to your date but had to go screw it up with his man pride, his sister would’ve been ashamed of him. he wanted to find an opening to talk to you, explain himself, and maybe even ask for a third chance? he honestly lost count of how many times he’s wronged you, and he knew the chances of redeeming himself were probably slim to none, still he wasn’t one to give up.

when you announced that you wanted to grab some water, suna grabbed the chance and stood up in front of you to guide you to the kitchen. he could see osamu smirking from the corner if his eye. suna walked in front of you until you both reached the kitchen and suna leaned against the fridge staring at you pour yourself a glass of water.

“y’know you can just tell me what’s on your mind because your stare is not making me comfortable at all.” ouch, guess be deserved that.

“uh- about the date night—” his hand went behind his neck, a sign of him being nervous.

“—there’s nothing to talk about that night. you stood me up and i let you go. im not looking for more trouble.” you said, eyes still on your glass of water. and when you were about to walk out of the kitchen, suna grabbed you wrist and pulled with a bit too much force, resulting in your body fully leaning against his.

suna could feel the heat rising to the tip of his ears, this was the closest he had gotten to you, and although he would’ve preferred it under better circumstances, he would take what he could get.

“please give me chance to explain, even though i don’t deserve a second of your time.” he whispered against your ear, eyes closed. you could feel his breathing against your neck and it was taking too much self-restraint to not loose your stance at that moment.

“why should i spend my time listening to your excuses suna? you’ll just keep apologizing over and over again.” you breathed out, mentally clapping for your voice not shaking.

he took a step back to turn you to face him, his eyes not leaving your figure once. “i know i don’t deserve anything from you after how i’ve treated you, but please just give me a chance to explain.”

you were avoiding meeting his eyes, because you knew the second you looked into them you’d let him back in. yet some part of you still wanted to learn why he has stood you up that day, so you allowed him to explain. “fine, you have one minute.”

he released a breath he didn’t know he was holding, finally finding the chance to ask for forgiveness. he knows how embarrassing his reason is going to sound. “i- that day ayaka saw you with this dude and um- asked me if i was meeting up with you and when i said yes, she told me that she saw you two hugging and i—”

“what?” you were honestly baffled. he ditched you because he was jealous? and what did ayaka exactly tell him? did ayaka tell her parents too? cause that would’ve been very bad.

“let me get this straight. you couldn’t let your man pride go for one day and ask me who the guy was? you do know he’s like—the same age as my father?” this time you looked up to meet his gaze only to see he was sheepishly rubbing his neck looking anywhere but you.

“…i do. i just learned about it yesterday, and didn’t know how to approach you.”

“you do know how ridiculous this all sounds right?”

“…im sorry.” he was looking at you now, and as much as you wanted to ignore his apologies, you could see the sincerity behind his eyes and it was killing you.

“it hurts that you trust ayaka’s word over mine, when she doesn’t even know me enough to know my circle of friends.” you watched as nodded, a frown taking over his features.

“i know my mistake now and no amount of apologies will be enough to fix my way of treating you. but, could you please give me another chance? let me prove to you im worthy of your time and trust, please.”

you looked at him, biting your bottom lip while contemplating his apology. he was nervous to say the least, he could feel his palms sweating with the silence you gave him. he’s never been one to apologize this desperately but there was just something with you that made him want to never leave your side, despite how his actions proved otherwise. he’s just never felt like this before and didn’t know how to approach it.

“…alright. but one last chance. i swear to god if you screw this one up, its over.” you didn’t know which action caught you more off guard, the huge smile he gave you, or the way he tightly hugged you. slowly yet gently you raised you arms to hug him back, hand unconsciously reaching to caress his hair. “don’t screw this up rintarou.” you whispered in his ear as you left his embrace to join everyone back in the living room, your voice leaving him a blushing mess in the kitchen.

when you returned back to take your place next to fumiko, you realize she wasn’t in the room and nor was atsumu. “where did they go?” you asked osamu as you took your seat with suna’s eyes still on you.

“i think they went to check something in our parents office.” osamu shrugged.

you closed your eyes to heave a sigh, even though she assured you she hated him, you couldn’t shrug of the tension they had between them. “they better not be making out.” you muttered under your breath as you took your phone out to keep yourself busy while waiting for the twins parents.

you missed the way osamu cringed after hearing your silent statement.

NIGHT CHANGES

nineteen; give me another chance

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here’s a long update after not posting for the past few days. i just feel like im steering off the romance plot and going into more of a story plot and don’t want to bore you guys :/

but the ending…any thought? and do you think y/n should’ve forgiven suna?

i’ll update tomorrow since it’ll be text messages only and not a written chpter

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20. you know what this means right?

tw; mentions of suicide & depression

NIGHT CHANGES

twenty; you know what this means right?

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so so sorry for the 0 updates this week :/ idk i just feel like this whole thing is horrible since idk i feel like the story between y/n and suna is more of a background thing??

things are starting to unravel in this chapter tho…

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friendship between rawenclaw!reader and slytherin! suna

featuring; our favorite boy suna

warnings; just some wholesome friendship headcannons cause why not :>

note; this a very spur of the moment headcannon post (also my first time doing one) so enjoy >:)

okay, suna definitely brings out the playful side in you, always annoying you to the brink of just giving in to his activities like playing hide-and-seek on the hogwarts express

now this isn’t any playful type of one tho. both of you are adamant on taking it seriously and using top notch strategies to win the game so it usually gets very intense to the point where every other passenger gives up on trying to stop you both

you also add in bets on who will win since you both have a pride you don’t let go off. suna usually bargains for a packet of jelly sticks or anything related to food, while you just tell him to leave you alone without games for a week to get your peace back. (ps. it usually ends up with him winning)

you guys also always do you homework in the library together. suna wasn’t a dumb student but he also wasn’t the brightest one which always led you to tutoring him or just letting him copy of your work, but that doesn’t mean you don’t mess with him

you argue its for his sake! if the teacher sees his answers are the same as your they’ll definitely punish him, so you take it upon yourself to give him the wrong answers from time to time

suna: what’s the answer to 27?

you: merlin’s ass

suna still writes that answer down not even thinking if its wrong or not. he just trusts you that way lmao

making weird faces at each other from across the great hall. im sure this would be canon if real, it doesn’t need more explanation

suna always manages to find you in the huge halls of the school and knock the books in your hands from behind you. when you get down to collect them and see suna above you with a smirking expression; suddenly the books are forgotten and the only thing on your mind is murdering that bastard alive considering the amount of times he’s done it

and when you don’t manage to catch up to him (which is usually the case) he goes back to collect the books laying on the ground because he feels bad :// he gives them to you during lunch break with your favorite snack placed on top. you could never resist the look he gives you (enter the puppy dog eyes) with a flick on the forehead you accept his apology despite him continuing this habit.

complicated. handshakes. that’s all. it includes legs, hands, hips, heads, idk add in everything. it takes you weeks to form it and weeks to memorize it but its something special to you both so you cherish it

it was suna’s idea but you both know each other’s dorm passwords for emergency cases, tho %99 of the time its just suna coming in secretly to steal some stuff from your secret food stash bcs he’s hungry or he just wants to share the latest gossip at 2am bcs its that important

being sarcastic 25/8. literally not any of your conversations are serious

one day you went to his dorm at night to lay down next to him bcs you felt a little scared with the lighting and asked him “will you ever fall in love”

he answered it with “i can’t even fall asleep”

he always annoys you for you attention; anywhere, anytime. may it be class, recess, lunch, or even your sleep time. pokes anywhere on your body, throws paper balls or planes across the classroom; his target being your head. he’ll bug you during lunch so you’ll buy him jelly stick or share from your secret stash (he doesn’t mention how he already steals from there) or even moaning in the back of the class or doing something stupid and blaming you if caught

yeah he’s that kid

but nevertheless, despite being sarcastic all the time around school, behind closed doors you have deep, real, and meaningful chats about life in general. he somehow has a poetic side to him and his explanations on certain topics always manages to amaze you

you both trust each other a lot so you can be real about your feelings and how you feel about certain stuff. he always listens with an open ear never missing a second of your talk. suna is a good listener and he always makes you feel valued during those moments

overall you guys have a very wholesome and lovable friendship that every other student envies bcs yall are that cool and amazing lol

21. the long awaited date

NIGHT CHANGES

twenty one; the long awaited date

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omg im back!! this is more of a filler chapter to apologize for being mia on this smau :)

since it’s been long i kind of forgot the direction i wanted to go with this but i hope to start posting soon to finish this smau <3

also what do yall think and have have yall been?

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THEIR “FANGIRL” ACTUALLY LIKES YOU, NOT HIM!! (oikawa, atsumu, and suna)

warning: gn!reader, crack, some pouty boyos!. a random idea i thought of~

[ part 2 (sugawara and iwaizumi) ]

OIKAWA TOORU

“i swear if they don’t leave in 60 seconds, i’m going to serve a ball towards them.”

leaning against the bus with crossed arms, you watched the herd of squealing girls surrounding your boyfriend. iwaizumi is right by your side, glaring at the sight of his best friend being showered with affection and treats.

Keep reading

MSBY BLACK JACKALS READ THIRST TWEETS ! (ATSUMU EDITION)

second part of this series! i love to see more of this team <3

[sakusa version]

this fic features…

haikyuu timeskip!spoilers, highly suggestive content (as the title entails), inappropriate language, atsumu keeps getting violated by his teammates, i headcanon sakusa to be fluent in english (argue with the wall), genre: crack, some of these are actual tweets i found lol.

The videos begins with multiple flash shots of Atsumu screaming, Hinata and Bokuto bursting into laughter, and a clip of the camera zooming in on Sakusa’s disgusted face.

- cut scene -

“Hi, we’re the MSBY Black Jackals, and we’re here with Buzzfeed to read your thirst tweets.” The 4 of them say together.

Hinata drums on his chair, “Miyaaaaa Atsumuuuu edition!”

Atsumu smirks at the camera, “I know you’ve all been waiting for this.”

The cameraman speaks up, “Are you excited?”

Atsumu nods enthusiastically, “Hell yeah! I can take this like a champ, unlike Omi-Omi…”. He side eyes the outside hitter, who, in return, flips off the setter—but the video pixelates it for censorship.

Bokuto snorts, “That’s what she said…”

Atsumu chuckles and claps his hands together. “Let’s get started!”

- cut scene -

The crew tosses a phone to Atsumu. He catches it and clears his throat. “Alright, first one…”

“How can I transform into one of those cameras used for volleyball games? Oh to get that view of Miya Atsumu’s dick all up in front of me when he does his sexy low set.”

Atsumu chuckles, “I can practically see you drooling from here, user.”

Hinata wiggles his eyebrows and pretends to hit a spike, “It is a sexy set, Miya.”

Bokuto fakes an animalistic growling noise, “When you get down low and—“

“Oh please, why are we praising Miya for flashing the camera?” Sakusa cuts in.

Atsumu huffs, “I’m not flashing them on purpose!” He then turns to the camera and winks, “Unless you want me to…”

“Barf.”

“Shut yer trap, Omi-Omi!”

Hinata snickers, “Miya, your accent is slipping in…”

His voice is high pitched and whiny as he replies, “No, it’s n—!”, he clears his throat, his voice now two octaves deeper, “No, it’s not.”

Bokuto chuckles, slapping the setter on the back. Atsumu simply passes the phone to him to read the next tweet.

“Funny how I want to throw hands at Inarizaki Miya Atsumu, but at the same time, I want to throw my panties off for MSBY Miya Atsumu.”

Sakusa laughs, actually laughs, for the first time since they started the shoot. His rowdy companions slowly turn to him, eyes blown wide at the rare sight of their stoic teammate showing an ounce of amusement.

Sakusa’s laugh trails off, “Yeah…you were a piece of shit in high school.”

“No, I wasn’t!”

“Yes, you were. Still are.”

Hinata tries to reassure the blond, “Don’t worry, Miya, I thought you were cool.”

Bokuto quips, “Hinata, I thought you couldn’t tell the difference between him and Osamu.”

Hinata’s eyes widen and Atsumu glares at the orange-head, “Seriously, Shoyo?”

Hinata waves his hands dismissively, “I-I-I…”

Atsumu sighs, “You guys keep distracting me! I’m supposed to be replying to these thirst tweets.”

Bokuto holds a hand to his heart, “We are sorry, your highness.”

Atsumu looks at the camera and smirks, “Keep your panties on, ladies. I like to do it with them on.”

Sakusa stares at Atsumu in disgust, the beginning scene of the video making its’ debut as the cameraman zooms in on Sakusa’s revolted expression.

“How do you do it with it on?” Bokuto thinks out loud.

Hinata responds, “I think he means it’s pulled to the side?”

Bokuto’s mouth turns into an animated ‘o’ shape, “Ohhh, or or or he—“

Their pr manager coughs loudly off screen. Sakusa gives their manager a grateful look, mouthing a ‘thank you’.

The other three pout as their conversation is cut short. Bokuto hands the phone to Hinata; he squints his eyes at the screen as he tries to make out the words. He begins to read:

“Have y’all seen Miya Atsumu? If that dick slap his thigh when he walk, I shall listen when he talk.”

Hinata laughs but continues, “The Twitter user reposted themselves saying ‘Sheesh.’ with 18 fucking android emojis.”

Bokuto leans closer to Hinata, “Ooh! Lemme see, lemme see.”

Atsumu grins smugly with his eyes closed in satisfaction, his hand coming up to run through his platinum hair.

Sakusa speaks up, “Stop posing for the edits.”

Atsumu seems to ignore Sakusa’s comment as he faces the camera. “Well in that case, I guess you’ll all be listening to me.”

Hinata snorts, “Proof?”

Bokuto guffaws while Hinata holds his laughter in behind a cheeky smile.

Atsumu’s cheeks flush red at his words, “I ain’t showing you nothin’!”

Sakusa rolls his eyes, “Trust me, we’ve seen enough in the locker room.”

Bokuto hides behind Atsumu and holds his hands up a certain distance to insinuate the length of Atsumu’s…commodity.

Atsumu continues, practically flirting with the camera, “But trust me y’all, it does, indeed, slap.”

Hinata leans his elbow over Atsumu’s shoulder, “Yeah and so does he!”

The sound effect of a turntable skidding plays.

Atsumu flinches away from Hinata, “WHAT???”

Their pr manager stands up quickly from their seat, a horrified expression on their face; the threat of losing their job rushing in their head.

Bokuto is holding a hand over his mouth, the Buzzfeed crew members are exchanging nervous looks, even Sakusa has his eyes wide open.

Hinata realizes his mistake and freezes for a moment before he’s jumping and scuttling around in a panic.

“I-I-I MEAN HE SLAPS—NO, NOT LIKE SLAPS, LIKE SLAPS LIKE SLANG ‘YEAH THAT SHIT SLAPS’ KIND OF SLAP. NOT PHYSICAL ABUSE SLAP I—”, he exhales sharply, “I’M GONNA STOP TALKING NOW!!”

Sakusa snorts and covers his face with his hands, Bokuto has tears in his eyes from how hard he’s holding in his laughter, the MSBY pr manager sits back down, their pale face slowly regaining its color. Atsumu is left with what can only be described as a sea-sick expression, almost constipated. After a few seconds, he remembers how to speak and says:

“Shoyo…what the fuck.”

“I’M SORRY!”

Sakusa opens his palm up, he’s biting his lip to not let a chuckle escape. “Give me the phone, Hinata.”

Hinata wordlessly hands the phone over as Bokuto giggles and places both his hands on Hinata’s shoulders and jumps in place to brighten up the mood.

Atsumu finally laughs a little, rubbing the back of his neck. “Almost caught myself a scandal there.”

“Wouldn’t be the first,” Sakusa mutters as he scrolls to the next tweet he has to read.

“Miya is so fucking hot, I want that man to turn my legs into jello.”

Atsumu grins, “Well well well—“

Sakusa continues reading the tweet, “I’m talking about Miya Osamu btw, aka the better twin.”

Atsumu opens his eyes, “Huh??”

Sakusa snickers, “Finally a tweet I agree with.”

Bokuto raises his hand to cup around his lips and whispers to Hinata, “Here come the SakuSamu shippers…”

Hinata whispers back, “I thought they were called Omigiris…”

The camera crew turns to a very confused Atsumu, “We thought it would be funny to add an Osamu tweet” one of them says.

Atsumu scowls like a petulant child.

Hinata perks up, “Osamu is pretty sexy, ey? In his Onigiri Miya compression shirt too…”

Bokuto nods in agreement, “And that cap? Smash.”

Atsumu whines, “Guyssss, this is supposed to be about meeee!”

“Womp womp.”

“Omiii :(“

Sakusa gives the phone back to Atsumu, who pouts and sticks his tongue out before he grumbles, “Y’all love to bully me, huh? And here I thought we would have deep team bonding conversations.”

Sakusa quirks an eyebrow up, “…at a thirst tweets shoot?”

“It’s personal and vulnerable,” Hinata replies.

“The only vulnerable thing at risk here is my wellbeing,” Sakusa retorts.

Atsumu sighs as he grabs the phone from Sakusa. “I hope the next tweet makes me feel better…”, he mutters.

“I just know that if Miya Atsumu called me a real good boy, it would awaken something in me.”

Bokuto starts barking at that, “Yeah, it awakens that inner dog in me.”

“We are the Black Jackals.” Sakusa comments, matter-a-factly.

“Are they talking about that time you and Kageyama were at that youth camp?” Hinata asks.

Atsumu nods, “I believe so.”

“Then how do they know you said that…?”

Sakusa responds amusedly, “Knowing Tobio, he probably tweeted about it. That man hates Miya.”

Atsumu defends himself, “Hey now, hate is a strong word. Tobio-kun is just jealous that I’m Shoyo’s setter.”

Bokuto, once again, leans in closer to Hinata to whisper, “Here come the KageHina and AtsuHina shippers…”

Atsumu stares right at the camera with a smoldering expression, “User, you’re being a real good boy…”

Bokuto barks again. The video adds a sound effect that makes it sound like a chorus of Bokutos are barking all around.

Atsumu laughs and passes the phone to Bokuto.

“Someone on here said the English equivalent to Miya Atsumu’s Kansai dialect is a country accent. Well then, call me a cowboy the way I’d be riding that man till the break of dawn. #SaveAHorseRideACowboy”

The video adds a cowboy hat and lasso to Atsumu, who pretends to be on a horse. His voice is much deeper as he says, “Yeehaw~”

“Oooh we have international fans!” Hinata speaks excitedly.

Bokuto’s eyes light up at Hinata’s comment, “Oooh, Omi-kun, say something to them!”

Sakusa squints his eyes and raises an eyebrow, “What do you want me to say?”

Atsumu jumps in, “Tell them I’d be happy to let them have a go at this rodeo ride.” He clicks his tongue with a wink.

Sakusa sighs then looks directly at the camera, and says the following in perfect English: “I hope your taste in men improves from what it is now. My condolences.”

Atsumu smiles, completely oblivious to the insult. “Thanks, Omi-Omi.”

Sakusa smiles, an evil little smile. “My pleasure.”

- cut scene -

Atsumu tosses the phone back to the crew, “And that was it! I thoroughly enjoyed the ego boost, minus the parts when the team bullied me.”

“You were a good sport, Miya.” Hinata tells him.

“Thanks, Shoyo. And you’re a horrible speaker.”

Hinata’s face burns scarlet again at the reminder of his misfortunate wording earlier.

“2 out of 4 completed!”, Bokuto exclaims.

“Yes, we’re so close to being done.” Sakusa says, though he looks way too happy and relieved.

“More coming your way!” Hinata adds.

“Stay tuned~” Atsumu points at the camera.

“We’re the MSBY Black Jackals, goodbye!”

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Atsumu has a question, and you have no idea why he's asking it

CW: swearing, talk of hypothetical drinking, hypothetical accidental cheating, texting au

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Note: this is my first time writing a smau, so we'll see how this goes. let me know if you want part two!!!! also, please do not pay attention to the time stamps lol. the last one is from atsumu's pov

“meet you’re new owners.”

pairing: fukurodani x y/n who’s not like other girls

wc: 2.1k of pure crack 

warnings: painfully cringey wattpad style writing, poor grammar and spelling, y/n is not like other girls, kidnapping, drugging, your parents really suck, i edited this while under the influence, akaashi and bokuto have guns and woke up choosing violence

actual author’s note: i am so sorry. but mostly i am disappointed in myself that this was the most enjoyable writing i’ve done in a while. 

this is my contribution to the whorehouse “kidnapped by haikyuu” collab. check out the rest of this disastrous collab here!!

“Y/n, ar u  even paying attention to the game?”

My naturally curly (but i straitened it for school) blond hair hit my bestie in the face as I spun around to face her. “Umm, Kelsey-san, no?! Your the one who dragged me here, I don’t even care about volleyball.”

It waz true. She had made me come to the stupid game against my will, all because she had a crush on Boktuo Kotaro, the captain of our school’s (Furikoodane) volleyball team. Of course, thank god I always had a book on me. My favorite subject is English, except the teacher (a/n: or sensei, if we are being accurate, haha ;3) never picked good literature. I had brung my beloved copy of Twilight to the game, with all its postit notes and hilighted pages, hoping to pass the time and maybe look mysterious. i would never tell kesley, but i secretly hoped to catch the eyes of someone there, since the players were actually pretty hawt. 🔥

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The way you describe kageyama kills me 😭 “an angry blueberry with furrowed eyebrows throws a milk carton” like COME ON that’s perfect LMAO

kageyama could kabedon me to the floor whenever and wherever 🧍🏽‍♀️

i was??? taken hostage by the schweiden adlers ??

adlers x fem!reader

wc: 1.1k

prompt: mistaking you for your middle blocker brother, the schweiden adlers kidnap you and hold you hostage?? 😯 will you find you way home? or will you find you way into their harets 😍 keep reading to fidn out!!!! if you don’t like don’t read!! constructive criticism only pls don’t be mean 😠

warnings: circa 2012 wattpad crack fanfic, opposite of proofread, written while a little bit tipsy

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SMFH this felt like physical assault on my brain zee, I don’t know how you one up’d wattpad but you did <333

a/n: okay so what do you get when you combine @undermattsun ‘s fever dream of a server with a bunch of whores that grew up on wattpad? well the kidnapped by haikyuu collab of course. the fact that this is the first ever thing i’ve ever written is fitting. it was very fun and nostalgic though make sure to check out the other teams and suffer like the rest of us did writing them.

a/n 2: tw wattpad tw cocaine tw no editing and a lot of typos tw i wrote the majority of this high

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My name is y/n and i’m just a regular student at dateko hs. Today I woke up and put my long black curly hair in space buns and slipped on my chemical romance shirt (a/n: their my favorite band uwu, if you don’t like frank iero gtfo he’s a precius cinammon bunnnnn) with black skinny jeans and vans then i did my eyeliner and put on some mscare. Other girls at my school do full faces of makeup but i am so lazyyyy haha blep, i guess you could say i’m not like them :P

ANyways i finished my morning routine and left ot school. I was on my way to school when a truck pulled up to me with teh words sateko scribbed on the side. Out of nowhere, three tall guys come up to me and kidnap me111!!!!!! They put a blinfold on me and tied my hands together >.> then they threw me in te back of teh truck “we got them’ i heard one of them say. “échala a la mamalona alv” (a/n: f*ck it, throw them in the whip) i head someone say before i blaked out.

~later~

when i woke up i was in a dark room and i started creaming “WHO AM I AND WHAT DID yoU DO TO ME”?? I felt strong hands undo the blindfold. WHen my brown obs were free from the darkness of the blindfold I saw a group of guys in volleyball uniforms and tejanas (a/n: that means cowboy hats in spanish xD ) standing before me. “We are the volleyball team, turned drug cartel Dateko and from now on you’ll be our accountant” the brown haired man grimaced darkly with malice.

“I WAS KIDNAPPED BY A DRUG CARTELL?!?!?!??” i screamed!

“Kinda??” the tall boy who looked like th e yellow angry bird spoke up. “calm down y/n. My name is koganegawa btw, but you can call me koganewga :) everyone here calls me el canario (a/n: this means the canry lolll) though”

“How do you know my name” I asked.

“We go to schoo l with you y/n. I’m pretty sure el nube (the cloud) is in the same class as you?” kogangeawa responded.

“Who is el nube? An why do you hace dumb nicknames for everyone?””

“ugh , the cloud is Aone takonabuu, and we gave each other nicknames because any narco worth mentioning has one ” said futakuchi

“Who are you anyway? And how are you narcos and in high school?? nd why’s you chose me to be ur account ant??” you retorted, annoyed bc uGH.

“well my name’s futakuchi, and im el jefe (a/n: the boss) around these parts”

“And what parts ar these exactly?”

“And what parts ar these exactly?”

“Well our volleyball/cocaine supply closet of corse. And Let me finish talking peasant” el jefe responded. “Canario please finish explaining it to them, i need to.. Take care of something... ” he said mysteriously then left the room.

“Yeah so basic ly we needed to raise money so our volleyball team could go to the games in sendai, and no one wanted The Iron Wall’s burnt ass coockies so we decided to fundraise thru drug cartel, adn we neeed you to look thru the expenses because we aren’t making as much money as before O.O and your’e the smartest person in my remedial math class” el canario, koganawa said. (a/n: i actually suck at math xD idk numbers are hard T.T)

i looked thru their books and said “the reason why you aren’t making as much money is because someone’s been stealing cocaina.”

“wow , how do you know?” asked el pelos de elote, Kamasaki asked inquistively

“Because el jefe has snuck out three cocaine filled volleyballs since koganejwa started talking” i responded and the whole room GASPEDD!!!

“JEFE WHYYYYY??” moniwa groaned.

“I was tired of sharing the profit with you idiots, and also I wanted to have money so i could buy an engagement ring for y/n.” futakuchi screamed and i felt my cheeks blushed a deep mahogany. OMG he was proposing?!?!?? (a/n: bet you didn;t see that coming teehee

I can’t believe that lil ol me who was suuuper normal and plain but totally not like the other boring people at my school was getting proposed to by the DATEKO CARTEL leader. “Jefe, I acce-”

Just as i was about to accept, EL NUBE slammed through the door of the supply closet.

“futacoochie, I know what you’ve been doing, and i know you’re planning on marrying y/n l/n/ a/s/l l/g/b/t so you can frame them for leading the cartel and i can’t let you do that” aone yelled. “Because i love them” i was in shock. Futakoochy was gonna use me. (a/n boys suck) I was beyond mad. Then Aone grabbed el jefe tightly and forced him out of the supply closet yelling at him “we better never see you again, except for at volleyball practice and games snd school” loudly, snatching the engagement ring before he left.

“ your name, will you marry me??” el nube asked. He was so hot and big and strong. His piercing green orbz looked deep into my brown speres, lovingly

“Yes aone yes !! i love you sm!!!”” I responded. Then he slipped the rinf on my finger and we were husband and spouse!!

“Good, because we still need you to be dateko cartel’s accountant baby. But not just that kind of accountatn. We also need you to be our tik tok accountant ;) because your the only person we can trust. “ he said with a wink.

“As long as i can play three cheers for sweet revenge when i go on stage xD” i said and everyone in the room chortled. Being the spouse to the narco that ran the most powerful cartel in miyagi wasnt so bad

Then inheard my alarm go off...

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a/n: thank you sm for readinG!!! Please be sure to like/comment/subscribe to seee more cool content like this ;)) also plz don’t be mean this is my frist writing ever and i kno it suxxxx but ots’ okie. Anyways blep im gonna go watch some dan and phil #PHAN if you don’t ship this gtfo my fic srsly..

PROJECT PARTER HCS (he wants you so bad) haikyuu

ft: aran, kita, atsumu, osamu, suna

ATSUMU:

HES TRYING!!! but is it successful? (no)

literally cannot shut up the entire time you two meet up but it's ok because he's funny

"hey you wanna see pictures of my teammates" "yeah sure" he pulls out a blurry .5 of suna's nostrils

offers you protein bars and osamus leftovers as snacks

compliments you on literally everything

you wrote two words? he starts cheering and clapping his hands like you're shakespeare presenting a new play

loves pretending to be your strict teacher whenever commenting on your work

makes up for his lack of preparation by making you laugh and flustered

"i think you can add a little more to this part" "you look so sexy calling me dumb"

if you two meet up at a cafe he ALWAYS!!! pays for you

started off as a mistake because he asked you for your order in front of the barista

but he thought for a moment and decided you're worth an extra $5 out of his wallet

always loses his pencils but has dozens of erasers?????

SWEARS by wooden pencils. he sees a mechanical pencil and jumps 5 feet into the air and starts screaming

last few days of the project he looks constipated every time you two are together

"do you need a diaper" "I WANT YOU"

you accept his confession because you unfortunately like him back and because you want a good grade

also because you don't want him pooping his pants

ARAN:

the sweetest!!

always asks how you're doing before pulling out his notes

digital note taker 100%

loves loves loves writing with erasable pen and only uses pencils for exams

is a "let's work on everything together" kinds guy

he says it's to make sure there aren't any disagreements in content and aesthetic (he just wants to talk to you)

if you guys aren't at your house, always offers to walk you back!!!

great academically but if you're making a poster or slideshow do NOT let him decorate it... pls watch out

"does this look good!" "i'm gonna hold your hand when i tell you this..." "omg you want to hold my hand 😍"

starts giggling to himself in his head whenever you guys accidentally touch

you catch him staring at you one day and you don't know what to say so you just stare back

he thinks its so romantic

you're just confused but go along with it

after presentations you think you guys are gonna go back to being friendly classmates but he finds you after class and asks you out :)

KITA:

ACADEMIC WEAPON TEACHERS FAV EVERYONE LOVES HIM

"do you want to read my notes?" he pulls out 5 notebooks with everything color coordinated, sticky tabs, perfect handwriting, and factually correct

he can sit and work for 5 hours straight and still somehow have perfect posture

first time you asked him for help on something you were about to piss yourself because you thought he would call you stupid and send you to hell

he gave you a small smile and started walking you through it with an unmatched level of patience

that was the moment you folded and had to physically restrain yourself from grabbing his cheeks and kissing his face

always offers you tea when you come over and brings out a small tray of snacks

"are you comfortable? do you need any help?"

is suuuuper meticulous but kind with his 739273 different corrections

he swears by the sandwich method of compliment-critique-compliment

"your analysis is amazing in this section but i think you can expand a little bit after because..."

you're the one who confessed first because you thought you would explode from cuteness aggression if you didn't

and also because you thought even if he did reject you, he'd do it in the most painless way

was super happy and bursted into a bright red face but shy smile!!

still told you to go back to the assignment though...

SUNA:

menace i hate him (no i don't)

literally doesn't understand anything that's going on and probably doesn't process what you're saying at first

realizes you're serious about this assignment and forces himself to lock in

asks a BUNCH of questions and jots them down on a google doc

loves to make random conversation when you two are working

actually insane gossiper

nosiest birch you know

allergic to minding his own business that mf has shit on everyone

are you slightly scared of what he has on you? yes. do you still want to hear everything he knows? yes

"i'm taking this info from page 175 of the textbook" "got it, but did you hear that kato is trying to get with his exs best friend??"

leaves notes on your project that are both unserious and encouraging

"omg u are literally einstein"

folds origami when bored

will give you paper cranes, frogs, foxes, and cats whenever you see each other

you discovered that there's small doodles in the posts it's he uses to make them

one day there's your name and his surrounded by hearts like the corny mf he is

confronted him and it and he was just like "oh you found that? well, do you want to go out with me?"

he was NOT SLICK with the way he skipped home and whistled to himself that day after you said yes

OSAMU:

HES TRYING HIS BEST!!! (pt. 2)

can only meet up after school because of volleyball so he offers to cook for you before starting to work

takes notes in class but doesn't understand half the stuff he jots down

writes actual bullshit but half a page in decides to abandon his pride and ask you for help

leans in a little too close whenever listening to what you're saying

tries to make sure your knees are touching and that it's all an accident when your fingers brush (he prepared each scenario in his head before sleeping the night before)

down bad LOSER

spends his time doing his portion of the project while sneaking glances at you

doesn't know how to decorate presentations for the life of him so he is on doodle duty

gives surprisingly good suggestions and takes your corrections to heart

one of the best project partners because of how willing he is to learn and contribute!!! (also because he wants to impress you)

talks shit about his brother to you

atsumu has walked in while osamu was telling you an embarrassing story

they start fighting

osamu gets super embarrassed when you laugh at him

then gets overly confident when you tell him you were rooting for him

will not stop dumb smiling whenever he sees you after that

asks you out after the project is turned in with his hands in his pockets with how they're shaking so much

FIRST WISH atsumu

you're really good at improvising birthday gifts when you forget to buy something for your best friend but thankfully, he already knows what he wants from you!

friends to lovers, fluff, they're both losers omfg, slight osamu slander

atsumu's ugly grin makes your stomach churn as you try to imagine what insane, fucked up idea he has in his head. you immediately regret not buying him a birthday present, not because you feel guilty of showing up to his house empty handed, but because atsumu has free will over whatever you're going to do next.

"so you're saying, as my birthday present, you're like my own personal genie for today?" he pumps his fists in the air, silently cheering as if he scored a service ace on the volleyball court. his eyes mischievously glimmer under his bedroom lights.

"just don't make me do anything illegal," you say, picking at his blanket while trying to act as unbothered as possible. you realize how majorly you fucked up the moment you remembered this was atsumu miya you were giving your day to, a walking menace and unfortunately the guy you've been pining for. in a masochistic way, you're slightly excited because maybe, by a slim chance that you can only dream of, he'll ask you to do something corny and vomit-inducingly sweet like—

"go on a date with me."

"you're so embarrassing what the fuck? if you're going to ask me out you could've done it like weeks ago or whenever you wanted without me having to grant you favors or whatever the hell, you're actually so miserably cringe."

atsumu could only cackle at your storm of words. as you called him stupid and embarrassing, he watched in endearment as you were the one really making a fool of themselves. he likes it though; he likes everything about you and that's why your love would be his birthday present.

"so, yes or yes?"

bashfully looking away, you didn't bother fighting a dumb grin on your face, not noticing that atsumu hid the same one. tentatively nodding your head, you reply "i'll go out with you. i kinda figured you liked me but it's nicer hearing you say it."

"hell yeah! i'll tell osamu to cancel our lame twin birthday bullshit whatever plans so we can go out! no one cares about him!" atsumu jumped out of his bed, getting ready to open the door and find osamu before freezing. "hold on, if you knew that i liked you why did you wait for me to make the first move? you're an even bigger loser than i am! thats so fucked up..."

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you had to convince him to sit down and play with you

he never got the hype

but he’s a sucker for you so he said he’ll only try it “for a few minutes”

you two ended up playing for 4 hours

you had to explain a lot of things to him

guess who fought off the mobs when night fell? hint: it was you.

he probably accidentally hit you a lot when trying to play

wants to start a new world whenever he dies

when you finally manage to establish a base, you literally sigh because it took soooo long

tsuki basically turned vanilla minecraft into educational edition

         ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

"if you build eight units that way, and I build six units that way— ”

“units??? tsuki you can just call them blocks.”

“yeah, yeah whatever,” tsukishima waved you off from where he sat at his bedroom desk.

so you two went through with tsukishima’s plan and finally, you had a shelter. you let out a breath of relief and allowed yourself to fall back onto his bed before gluing your eyes back to your phone screen. you placed down some torches, a crafting table, a furnace, some chests–the base essentials. when it came to the beds (you had both of your beds because you didn’t trust tsukishima’s in his inventory since he died so much), you placed them right next to each other.

you laughed to yourself at your witty sense of humor. tsukishima suspiciously side-glanced at you and you put your phone down temporarily to touch your two pointer fingers together.

“what if we keep our minecraft beds next to each other? ah hah hah, jkjk... unless?”

tsukishima just gave you a look, definitely a judging look, “what are you doing?”

dejected, you immediately sighed and dropped your hands, sulking that he didn’t get your reference as you picked your phone back up, “you’ll get it soon enough.”

“okay...?”

you both put your characters to sleep, with you still being giddy in your head that your minecraft beds were still next to each other.

“ugh, finally. i think I'm done for today, too,” says tsukishima. he sets down his phone and stretches.

“do you want to play again tomorrow?” you quickly ask.

“tomorrow? again?”

“well, yes... please?” 

‘curse you and your cute pouty face,’ he thinks to himself as you try to persuade him with your bottom lip jutted out.

“... fine, but change the setting so that those blocky enemies stop bothering us.”

︴𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗬𝗢 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

will gladly play minecraft with you!

he’s definitely played with tanaka and noya before, so you’re all set to start playing the rest of the day away!

his inventory end up so messy it takes a moment to find whatever he’s looking for

like, have you ever seen that one meme of that horrendous hotbar? yeah that kind of vibe

sometimes he forgets to make his character eat something until he’s literally losing HP

“wait what? what’s hitting me? y/n is that you? there’s no enemies around...”

“what’s your hunger bar at?”

“... oh, hehe”

other than that, you work together as a great team

he’s not that bad at combat, he’ll make sure yall have enough food and resources...

mining though,,,, yeah good luck

the ambience sounds scare him sometimes

you know, the sounds that go ‘eeEEEOUUH’

if he hears any rattling of bones, undead groans, or hisses of a green ticking bomb ready to go off rIGHT AROUND THE CORNER—

he’s running to find wherever your character is right away to feel safer

but after all the effort, you two get so excited about finding diamonds! omg the cutest bonding moment ever

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

“maybe we’re not deep enough,” you sigh.

“but there’s lava? aren’t diamonds usually near lava?” hinata sighs back.

the search for diamods is nearing a real-world hour yet both of you are still empty-handed. you branch off to a little molten orange puddle and start mining around its perimeter. alas, still nothi—

“Y/N! COME HERE COME HERE I THINK I FOUND ONE!” hinata yells and your character immediately darts to find his.

you move the screen’s line of vision and then you see it: that gorgeous diamond blue, with hinata’s character jumping for joy beside it.

finding diamonds in this game never gets old.

“AHHH!! SHOYO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? MINE IT!” you yell back. the smiles on your faces grow bigger and bigger for every blue gem hinata manages to get from the small bunch of blocks in the cave wall.

“eight! i got eight!” he announces.

you clutch your phone in your hands, satisfaction running through your veins, “that’s enough for a sword for the both of us! and a pickaxe!”

the both of you put down your phones for a moment to give each other a high five. it was a solid high five, too— you two were feeling ecstatic!

“do you think there’s more around here?” you ask. your voice resonated pure delight and excitement and hinata’s response reciprocated nothing but.

“maybe! let’s go find out!”

︴𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗕𝗔 𝗟𝗘𝗩 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

he’s played a couple of times, but the times he played his “friends” just griefed his world to death

can we get an F in the chat

but lev trusts you, and he finds minecraft genuinely entertaining besides the fact, so yes, he will play with you

he makes you stop and look at how pretty minecraft’s sunsets and sunrises and basically the whole environment is

you two name all of your animals

“who should i shear? willy or maria?”

“greggory hasn’t been sheared for a few days, maybe he feels left out :(((”

“you’re right maybe he does :(((”

he’ll laugh like so much when you two get out of a fight with a skeleton so the arrows all over you are sticking out and “they make you look like a porcupine!!”

frames all “firsts” i.e. first notch apple, first diamond, first emerald, first enderpearl rest in peace all the cows that get killed to make those item frames

wasn’t really aware of the nether or the end so he’s very excited to make it there with you!

very helpful 2nd player and you two get there in no time!

but whenever you get there, the atmospheres of the nether and the end catch him off guard since the overworld is so like.... chill

then it’s like you get there, and a ghast is over here like ‘scrREEEEEEEEE’

you both know you’ve got each other’s backs though!

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

you two stare at the activated end portal in front of you, lava bubling beneath it, equipped to the brim. you always wondered why that lava was there.

“okay, ready?” you ask lev. you look up and he gives you a determined nod.

“let’s go wreck that ender dragon!”

and with that, you two jump in and your screens say the terrain is being loaded. then there you are, in the end—a snotty beige island of rock in the middle of a purple void.

“cool, huh?” you ask lev, but his eyes are only wide and focused on the screen. it was a whole new world to him. literally.

you go through the normal end procedure, finding your way to where all the enderman are walking around. it takes a little while but soon you’re surrounded in a crowd of the lanky mobs.

“THERE’S SO MANY OF THEM?” screams lev, who has only seen a few in the course you two have been playing that night.

“because this is their home, lev—”

“WHY ARE THEY ALL SO TALL,” he shrieks.

you can’t help but snicker, “now you know what it feels like hanging around you—”

suddenly, you hear the roar.

︴𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢 𝗧𝗘𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗢 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

kenma first got him to play minecraft yeaaaars ago, no surprise there

when he plays now, he’s usually on servers a lot

if you ask to play minecraft with him he’d probably suggest going onto a server like hypixel or the hive first and foremost

if you also like playing on servers, you’ll soon find out he’s a pvp king  ahh scary 

i’ll be damned if he doesn’t have those og minecraft pro gamer boy skins– you know the ones, you know what i’m talking about, i know you do

but, if you just want to make a world with him, first he’ll be so soft inside thinking about you two having a minecraft world all of your own

second, he’ll yell “OF COURSE Y/N!” 

he tries really hard to tame cats if you ever come by them and gets super happy when he succeeds

he probably will tame a horse and dog too tho but that’s not relevant at the moment–

prefers strip mining than going through cave systems

calls gold “butter”  he was a skydoesminecraft fan i’m convinced he was 

ends up finding emerald before diamonds and you both get completely perplexed on how or why

hates silverfish with every fiber of his being

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

“GODDAMMIT!” kuro yells as silverfish slithered and spread out from the stone black he had just broken.

“what? what happened?” you ask him, your eyes not leaving your screen. you run your character through the winding stronghold you two have stumbled upon in the last hour of strip mining.

and then you see them: silverfish.

“AH!” you yelp as before you know it, the little things are going after you, too.

you and kuro start aggressively tapping your screens trying to get rid of the small pests on-screen, annoyingly hissing and wiggling around. there was much at stake, since your spawn point was god knows how far and kuroo had some precious diamonds and emeralds in his inventory. you were sure you wouldn’t be able to save it all either, having some pretty good loot already filling up your own inventory.

with only a few hearts left each, all the silverfish manage to be killed, rising up into the air as puffs of pixelated smoke.

“that was,” you sigh with a low laugh, “thrilling.”

“why are those things even in the game? all they’re good at is being annoying anyway,” kuro shakes his head grumbles while healing up his HP. you’re pretty sure he doesn’t realize it, but he’s cutely pouting as he makes his character drink a potion of healing. he’s acting like a little kid.

“okay, mister. after you’re done with your little hissy fit, let’s head back up to the surface!”

︴𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗜 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

will he play minecraft with you?

is that even a question? YES

warning though, he isn’t against griefing

but he likes you, so you get a pass

but don’t be suprised if you find the gate to your sheep pen “accidentally” left open, or your crops “happen to” get trampled over

he doesn’t spare you his little troublemaking antics

but you like him, so he gets a pass

ok but his favorite wood is aca— sorry, acaci— guys i can’t even say it—

his favorite wood is ac*cia because “y/n, it matches my hair!”

i mean the man’s not wrong there, but still,

“no”

he prefers having donkeys as his steed instead of horses

he builds little novelties and small machines around your base, like cobblestone generators

or a minecart with a sheep in it that goes around a neverending track next to the nether portal

but the details aren’t all that important to discuss, right?

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

“tendo, why is there a horse bouncing up and down from that fence post in the air?” you ask. your character is standing still in front of the contraption, just looking up at the... thing. just, staring.

shortly, satori has his character join you and he stifles a little laugh, finding what he made a few minutes ago as funny as when he left it.

“oh, y’know. because it’s forever just bouncing around there like that,” he shrugs.

“did you seriously have us get a lead for that?”

“of course i did.”

“did you really have to put it there?”

“yeah—”

“OVER A LAKE?”

،   セッ   ✧   ター    🌱 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 ... 

︴𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗔 𝗞𝗢𝗦𝗛𝗜 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

he hasn’t been able to play minecraft for a while, so he gladly installs it on his phone to play with you.

doesn’t like using violence that much, even if for mobs and bosses

with this mindset, it means he always goes mining immediately in a new world so he can find iron for shears. 

he doesn’t want to kill any sheep to make you two beds in order to sleep through the mob-filled night.

the base he ends up building for the two of you is cute and has literal 8-bit cottage core vibes with the all game’s flowers planted around the place

he thinks the flowers that have come with the newer updates are fascinating and on top of that, spawn was in the middle of a flower forest

he got caught off guard by the bees though

“they put in bees but there still isn’t a cave update?”

makes a farm so you two don’t have to kill animals for food

if you get a brewing stand, he is full-on the potion and builder type player

replants the crops he harvests from villager farms if you happen to cross by one earlier on in-game

if it comes down to it, he will not hesitate fighting off the mobs for you

also will not hesitate to drop some food for you if you forgot to bring enough

very chill minecraft session, arguably one of the best kinds of minecraft sessions!

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

you two are comfortably lounging on the couch opposite of each other. you can barely sit still from the excitement of getting to play the best game ever your favorite game with sugawara.

“y/n, i’ve played a few times, but i’m far from what’s probably considered ‘good’,” sugawara admitted as you loaded up the world.

“suga, minecraft with you will be fine whether we’re playing like pros or beginners!” you reassure him.

“i guess,” he replies with a shy smile, “you might have to teach me the ropes of the newer things, though.”

“of course i will!” you almost shout back, very determined to have good-hearted fun with suga with nothing but good vibes.

the world finally generates on your screen and you’re in the middle of a bunch of flowers. you could never deny that although it was just pixels, it was truly so very pretty. besides that, your eyes were locked onto your phone, anticipating sugawara arrival. you’re pleased to see his character pop into the environment.

“okay! let’s get some wood, then we can start mining!” you say, uncontrollably smiling up at sugawara. he smiles back and soon you two fall into a comfortable silence as you gather resources.

after a few minutes, you see his character run up to yours. confused, you stop moving your character but then a flower of the valley is dropped in between your characters. you can’t help but ‘awwwe’ out loud and sugawara lightly laughs because of that,

“i don’t remember these being in the game, but i thought you’d like it. it’s pretty, like you..”

“AWWWWWWEEE”

︴𝗞𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗬𝗔𝗠𝗔 𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗜𝗢 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

he doesn’t play many video games, but he knows how much you love this block game so he complies if you ask him nicely

it takes a bit for you to teach him what he needs to know, but soon you find it’s really fun playing with kageyama!

he does get pretty mad when he dies though........ ok but it’s funny

enderman and baby zombies make him angry as fuck

accidentally hits pigmen in the nether but still tries to fend them off

he inevitably fails and gets mad

it’s still funny

has one of those houses where you can see the different layers of just the crap blocks he didn’t need anymore that he used to build it

always wants to tame a dog as soon as possible when you told him he was able to do that

likes mining the most, but sometimes you two get lost

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

it’s been about half an hour when you and kageyama find yourselves lost in a minecraft cave. the torches you two had been placing weren’t doing you any favors, as none of them signalled any kind of distinct path back up to the overworld.

“maybe this way?” you suggest for the upteenth time.

kageyama shook his head, his expression blatantly frustrated, “let’s just dig up. we’re never going to find are way out like this.”

“but kageyama, ‘don’t dig straight up or down’! that’s literally one of the most important rules in minecraft, we went over this!” you whined to try and stop him. you had the urge to just punch his character.

“that’s a stupid rule then, because how else are we going to get out of here?” kageyama just shoots back at you. you really wanted to act on that urge now. curse his stubbornness.

as you predicted, those ended up being his famous last words, because after breaking a few blocks above him kageyama was greeted by the molten orange glow of pixelated lava.

“shitshitshitshitshitshit—” kageyama panicked as the slowly cascaded down.

you watched in twisted satisfaction as his character ran around trying to distinguish the fire that spread on him. eventually, you took out the water bucket saved in your inventory and put him out.

“the rules aren’t so stupid now, are they.”

“HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE WAS GOING TO BE LAVA RIGHT THERE?”

︴𝗞𝗢𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗘 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗠𝗔 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

when you asked him if he wanted to spend the afternoon playing minecraft, he may not have looked like it when he calmly said “sure,” but he was happy as hell!

he finds diamonds effortlessly and concerningly quickly when you start up a world, he even has the coordinates for finding diamonds memorized

also has the most efficient way to reach the ender dragon memorized

you find out he’s a good builder too

he even kind of gets redstone, which is impressive in itself

while chatting a bit as you’re absentmindedly mining for resources, you find out he had all the guide books  ugh yes gotta love our gamer boyfriend 

on servers, mc hunger games made him nervous :((((

bedwars tho? AHAHAH WATCH OUT he does the thing where he builds from really up high then drops a bunch of tnt on you then drops down to destroy your bed  sly mf 

hints at wanting to play a build battle game with you in the future

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

“kenma! look at the greenhouse i made! we can grow crops and stuff now,” you tug a little at his shirt sleeve to get his attention. he hums and briefly side-glances at your phone before having his character move so he can see it on his screen for himself.

you look back at your own screen and his character is circling the small structure filled with crops and flowers. you hope he likes it. he built a great base for you two so fast, before the sun even went down in-game, and seemingly with such ease. it was the least you could do to repay him, albeit your skills definitely aren’t as honed as his.

“it looks good, y/n,” he says after a moment that felt like forever. you let out a breath you weren’t even aware you were holding. he continues crafting tools and armor inside your main base while you sit there next to him for a second, giddy from just that small compliment.

“really?” you ask, a big smile on your face. it ended up being more of a hypothetical question since he didn’t respond, focused on making his supplies. but you could see the small smile on his face.

“... maybe we can compare our building skills sometime,” kenma suddenly adds.

you gasp, “kENMA DO YOU MEAN,,, A BUILD BATTLE?!”

kenma lightly laughs, the sound making your heart do somersaults, “yeah, that.”

︴𝗞𝗘𝗜𝗝𝗜 𝗔𝗞𝗔𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗜 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

goes on servers the most out of anyone here, bokuto’s most likely to blame

good at pvp and detroying them beds in bedwats and all that

but personal worlds? baby needs a little help

you had to reassure him bees and fish were peaceful

mans was literally spinning around in a boat for a solid five minutes because he didn’t know how to control it

absolutely despises the drowned but i mean who doesn’t

“where did that one even come from?? we’re in the middle of a fucking pond????”

he’s enamoured by your building skills

“i can... build a wall.. around our base? will that help?”

of course it will sweetie

his favorite wood probably ends up being dark oak

oh, and he didn’t know hitting an iron golem makes them mad

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

“PFFFT,” you were dying. no, not as in your HP was running low, you were just laughing at akaashi.

“Y/N? AREN’T YOU GOING TO HELP ME?” akaashi shouted as his character sprinted across the grassy plain. the iron golem ‘clunk, clunk, clunk’-ed with its big arms waving about as it chased after akaashi’s poor character.

“and what? put myself in danger? no! that thing will beat me to a pulp and i can not afford that!” you argue. akaashi can only let out a distressed whine in protest as he tries to swim across a river to escape the golem.

“haha! can’t catch me now... oh shit-”

the iron golem swims across.

︴𝗢𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗨 ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  ︴

he’s only ever played it when the other team members invite  beg  him to play in their minecraft world

so you’re just lucky he has a soft spot for you so he agreed to play it with you

was definitely self conscious about his minecraft abilities

you tell him it’s fine but soon you learn he has some... quirks.

likes gold armor bc it’s gold

will enchant everything to make up for the fact it’s not diamond

HE KIDNAPS VILLAGERS THERE I SAID IT

when he first heard of herobrine he legit got scared and the other boys definitely clowned him for it

his favorite music disc is strad and you have to try and get it for him because he doesn’t know how to get the discs by himself

builds a giant pillar to mark where your base is

enough of a fool to spawn the wither right near the base

        ⇩  ⇩  ⇩

“TORU OH MY GOD I TOLD YOU NOT TO SPAWN IT YET”

“I DIDN’T KNOW IT EXPLODES EVERYTHING”

what did tooru just get you into?

you moved your character outside of the base to see the big bad wither flying overhead. the three-headed enemy begins to launch its explosove heads at everything in its path. items flew out of chests, small dirt and wood blocks lay helplessly on the ground, and both you and tooru are yelling from excitement, hysteria, and fear all mixed into one.

ah, the gifts minecraft brings to everyday life.

you end up luring it away to the nearby forest, but you realize quickly that you are way under-equipped for this boss battle. you and tooru both try your best, but you expectedly end up staring at red phone screens sporting a passive ‘you died’.

silence.

“are you mad at me, y/n?” toru asks and you can hear the guilt in his voice. you feel like throwing a nearby pillow at him, yet that tone he speaks in absolutely shoots through your little heart like a minecraft skeleton’s arrow.

you take a deep breath, “no, i’m not mad at you toru. we can always try again another time. but please listen to me next time.”

“i will! you call the shots for now on, as long as it keeps us from dying!” he laughed, and you couldn’t help but join him after the hectic experience you two just shared.

︴𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙐𝙎 :: 𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝗨𝗣 ︴

tsukishima , hinata , sugawara , kenma , akaashi

︴𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙐𝙎 :: 𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗦 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝗨𝗣 ⁽ᵉᵘᵉᵍʰ⁾ ︴

lev , kuro , satori , kageyama

︴𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙐𝙎 :: 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙎 𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙎 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈 𝙄– ︴

TORU WHY

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✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ karasuno . 

‹ ✩ 𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘰  —  𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗮 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘆𝗼 !!

ʚ ┊the dishes┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 🐄 + 𝗱. ꒱  he ' s back home , finally  ( timeskip! boyfie! shōyō )

‹ ✩ 𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘰  —  𝘆𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊stargazing┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  when your very hardworking love falls asleep after coming home again ( timeskip! tadashi )

‹ ✩ 𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘰  —  𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘆𝘂 !!

ʚ ┊women love me , fish fear me┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  traveling the world with noya can be a handful at times … ( timeskip! boyfie! yū )

‹ ✩ 𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘰  —  𝗮𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗵𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊who are you wearing ?┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  we forgot about fashion designer asahi wayyy too soon . . . ( timeskip! asahi )

‹ ✩ 𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘰  —  𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊fit check┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  to them , it ' s like you came straight out of a magazine ! ( streetwear! reader ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ kageyama tobio / tsukishima kei / sawamura daichi / sugawara kōshi / azumane asahi

ʚ ┊apple bottom jeans┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + ❕ + 𝗵. ꒱  timeskip!hq men that i think can actually dance at the club .𖥔 ݁ ˖ hinata shōyō / nishinoya yū / tanaka ryūnosuke

ʚ ┊intertwined┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  when your hand and their hand come together as one </3 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ hinata shōyō / yamaguchi tadashi / tsukishima kei / yachi hikota / sugawara kōshi

ʚ ┊invisible shapes ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  spine - tingling down time ( literally ! ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ kageyama tobio / yamaguchi tadashi / tsukishima kei / sawamura daichi / sugawara kōshi / azumane asahi

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱ the kind of flowers they get you ~ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ( all ! )

ʚ ┊butterfly house date ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  while out on a date , there seems to be more butterflies other than the ones in the house . .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ( all ! )

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ nekoma . 

‹ ✩ 𝘯𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘮𝘢  —  𝗸𝗼𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗲 𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗮 !!

ʚ ┊ hide and seek ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  where you and kenma always manage to find a place , one just for the two of you

‹ ✩ 𝘯𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘮𝘢  —  𝗸𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗼 !!

ʚ ┊ fireflies ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  stars twinkle around you , but both of you are still on earth ( boyfie! tetsurō )

ʚ ┊little mermaid ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  little moments from your daily life with your silly little husband ( boyfie! tetsurō )

ʚ ┊ day by day  ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. ꒱  little moments from your daily life with your silly little husband ( husband! timeskip! tetsurō )

ʚ ┊kuroo is a boy with luv ! ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  imagine dancing to bts ’ s boy with luv with kuroo while making breakfast . ( boyfie! tetsurō )

‹ ✩ 𝘯𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘮𝘢  —  𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊invisible shapes ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  spine - tingling down time ( literally ! ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ kozume kenma / kuroo tetsurō

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  the kind of flowers they get you ~ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ kozume kenma / haiba lev / kuroo tetsurō

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ seijoh . 

‹ ✩ 𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘫𝘰𝘩  —  𝗶𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗺𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝗷𝗶𝗺𝗲 !!

ʚ ┊there were signs┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. ꒱  you and hajime and being the  highschool sweethearts !!! 🫶

ʚ ┊matamis┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  sharing halo halo on a hot summer day with haji ( filipino hc! timeskip! boyfie! hajime )

ʚ ┊iwa’s not drunk !┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  walking back home with hajime after a night out ( he is sooo not drunk, by the way ) ( timeskip! hajime )

‹ ✩ 𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘫𝘰𝘩  —  𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊fit check┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  to them , it ' s like you came straight out of a magazine ! ( streetwear! reader ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ iwaizumi hajime / matsukawa issei

ʚ ┊apple bottom jeans┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + ❕ + 𝗵. ꒱  timeskip!hq men that i think can actually dance at the club .𖥔 ݁ ˖ oikawa tōru

ʚ ┊intertwined ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  when your hand and their hand come together as one </3 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ iwaizumi hajime

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  the kind of flowers they get you ~ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ oikawa tōru / iwaizumi hajime

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ fukurodani . 

‹ ✩ 𝘧𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘪  —  𝗯𝗼𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 !!

ʚ ┊baking with bo ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. ꒱  bokuto saw someone baking bread on twitter and now he wants to do it together . but baking with your boyfriend would be far more lively than you first thought .

‹ ✩ 𝘧𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘪  —  𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗸𝗲𝗶𝗷𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊stickers┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗼. ꒱  where does he get them from ? ( boyfie! keiji )

ʚ ┊streetcorner┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 🐄 + ❕ + 𝘀. ꒱  some have said they ’ ve never felt lonelier than when they find themselves in a city , surrounded by thousands of lives happening simultaneously . but if you ’ re busy enough , the skyscrapers can ’ t catch up to you , right ? wrong . that is , unless you stumble into someone one day – someone who might be able to keep the both of you from sinking away into the skyline . ( timeskip! keiji )

‹ ✩ 𝘧𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘪  —  𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊fit check┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  to them , it ' s like you came straight out of a magazine ! ( streetwear! reader ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ bokuto kōtarō

ʚ ┊intertwined┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  when your hand and their hand come together as one </3 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ akaashi keiji

ʚ ┊invisible shapes┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  spine - tingling down time ( literally ! ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ akaashi keiji

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not ┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  the kind of flowers they get you ~ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ bokuto kōtarō / akaashi keiji

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ date tech . 

‹ ✩ 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩  —  𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊fit check┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  to them , it ' s like you came straight out of a magazine ! ( streetwear! reader ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ aone takanobu

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  the kind of flowers they get you ~ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ aone takanobu

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ inarizaki . 

‹ ✩ 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪  —  𝘀𝘂𝗻𝗮 𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗼 !!

ʚ ┊pictures of us┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗼. ꒱  your boyfriend really wants to catch a new movie coming out . what must be so special  about it , anyway ? ( timeskip! boyfie! rintarō )

‹ ✩ 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘬𝘪  —  𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊forty, love┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 🐄 + ❕ + 𝘀. ꒱  there’s a constant back- and-forth in tennis. the in-between doesn’t matter. what does matter is if you can keep up when opportunity comes your way, to get your way. to be the winner. ( tennis au! miya twins )

ʚ ┊fit check┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  to them , it ' s like you came straight out of a magazine ! ( streetwear! reader ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ miya atsumu / miya osamu / suna rintarō / ojiro aran

ʚ ┊apple bottom jeans┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + ❕ + 𝗵. ꒱  timeskip!hq men that i think can actually dance at the club .𖥔 ݁ ˖ miya atsumu

ʚ ┊intertwined┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  when your hand and their hand come together as one </3 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ kita shinsuke

ʚ ┊invisible shapes┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  spine - tingling down time ( literally ! ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ miya atsumu / miya osamu

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  the kind of flowers they get you ~ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ miya atsumu / miya osamu / suna rintarō / ojiro aran

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ shiratorizawa .

‹ ✩ 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘸𝘢  —  𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 !! 

ʚ ┊fit check┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  to them , it ' s like you came straight out of a magazine ! ( streetwear! reader ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ushijima wakatoshi

ʚ ┊apple bottom jeans┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + ❕ + 𝗵. ꒱  timeskip!hq men that i think can actually dance at the club .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ushijima wakatoshi

ʚ ┊invisible shapes┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  spine - tingling down time ( literally ! ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ushijima wakatoshi

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  the kind of flowers they get you ~ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ushijima wakatoshi / tendō satori

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ itachiyama . 

‹ ✩ 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢𝘮𝘢  —  𝘀𝗮𝗸𝘂𝘀𝗮 𝗸𝗶𝘆𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊soft launch┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗼. ꒱  it’s just a silly little tiktok, nothing major … right ? ( timeskip! kiyoomi )

‹ ✩ 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢𝘮𝘢  —  𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 !!

ʚ ┊fit check┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗵. + 𝗱. ꒱  to them , it ' s like you came straight out of a magazine ! ( streetwear! reader ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ sakusa kiyoomi

ʚ ┊intertwined┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  when your hand and their hand come together as one </3 .𖥔 ݁ ˖ sakusa kiyoomi

ʚ ┊invisible shapes┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  spine - tingling down time ( literally ! ) .𖥔 ݁ ˖ sakusa kiyoomi

ʚ ┊they love me , they love me not┊ɞ ꒰ 🐮 + 𝗱. ꒱  the kind of flowers they get you ~ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ sakusa kiyoomi

✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ johzenji . 

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✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ nohebi . 

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✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚ ପ miscellaneous .  ( these are real oldies . . . )

ʚ ┊🍼 and 🥕🥖🦴 as third gym ┊ɞ ꒰ 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 🎱 + 𝘀. ꒱  user ikmaizu says : “ our friend group has mega third gym vibes ” ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ ⊹ part one。 ⋮⋮ part two。

ʚ ┊context┊ɞ ꒰ 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴 🎱 ꒱  joking around on instagram with your favorite boy !  .𖥔 ݁ ˖ kuroo tetsurō

last updated : august 10 , 2024

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When they have a crush on you

Haikyuu!!

♡ Sakusa Kiyoomi ♡

Staaaaaaareeeee

Ssssstaaaaaareeeeeee

Stares at you. A lot. If you happen to be in the same room as him then expect a pair of eye watching you. He doesn't look cute. He looks like he wants to murder you and sell your organs on eBay. One day you caught him staring. He didn't turn away 'cause if he did then it would be evident that he was staring so he ended up having a staring contest with you. He looks bored on the outside but inside he's all oh shit oshitohshit they caught me don't be obvious don't–

Once you sat in the same table as him during lunch. Komori of course knew about Kiyoomi's obvious crush on you and like the good cousin he is decided to set you both up. You were sat in front of Kiyoomi and Komori smiled, slow and evil. Kiyoomi saw him and gave him a look that said don't you dare. Komori smirked. Oh dear cousin of mine, he thought. You will get laid and I will make sure of it.

And so Komori started talking to you. He asked you about your classes and clubs. Kiyoomi listened intently and made list of them in mind. You were in the class next to Kiyoomi's and you weren't in any club yet though you wanted to join one but none of the clubs seemed interesting enough.

Komori's face lit up. Kiyoomi knew what was going on in his head and he had to stop his stupid cousin before he made Kiyoomi's life even more worse. But before he could do anything Komori already asked you if you wanted to be the volleyball team's manager.

Please say no please say no please say no please Kiyoomi prayed. "Is it fun?" You asked Komori. "Of course," he answered.

And that was how you ended up as the volleyball team's manager. Kiyoomi thought he was going to die. Komori told him to talk to you and become closer but everytime Kiyoomi tried his throat closed and no words came out. He hated this. He hated his stupid self for catching feelings. He hated you for being so lovable and adorable and cute and–stop.

Practice went on not as usual because you were there and you were watching him One day Kiyoomi forgot his pack of wet wipes in his hurry to reach school on time. He felt agitated the whole day and felt filthy. You noticed his misery and offered him an unopened packet of wet wipes. Kiyoomi hesitated at first but took it anyways.

Later he asked you why you were carrying them. You said it was because you were his manager and that you had to take care of him. Kiyoomi thought his heart was going to burst. His chest felt warm and his face was on fire. You cared about him. He quickly thanked you and excused himself. He ran to the washroom and splashed his face with water. The cold water stung his hot face. He took out the wet wipes and wiped his face. You gave it to him. Kiyoomi thought he fell harder than ever for you.

The day after you gave Kiyoomi some wet wipes he started acting weird or that's what you thought. He started talking to you and stared at you even more. One day after practice was over Kiyoomi along with Komori stayed back to help you clean up. After finishing you decided to head home but Kiyoomi stopped you.

He called your name and you turned. He pulled out a packet of masks and gave it to you. "Thank you for yesterday. Please keep this," he said. You gave him an awkward smile and accepted the weird gift. He didn't stop at that. He pulled out a set of scented sanitizers and gave it to you. You were confused and before you could ask anything he had already shoved a disinfecting spray bottle towards you. He dumped a few bleach bottles and finally stopped.

"S-Sakusa what is all this?" You were really confused right now. You didn't know what was going on and you looked at Komori for some explanation. He was on the floor laughing soundlessly. He clutched at his stomach and laughed and laughed.

You looked back at Kiyoomi and noticed that his face was red. "L/N," he said. He looked at you with what seemed like a deadly glare. He probably wanted to squash you like a bug right then and there. "Please accept these gifts and go out with me. I like you."

What. The. Heck. You didn't know whether to laugh or cry or be mad. "Yes," was all that came out of you. This wasn't even a proper confession. You had no clue what this was. But, how could you say no to Sakusa Kiyoomi? "T-Thank you for these gifts." You stuttered out.

He nodded and gave you a hard pat on the head. Komori never let him live it down. He'd always bring it up and tease Kiyoomi, even when the two of you were together for almost three years. He's an ass like that :)

♡ Kageyama Tobio ♡

He avoids you at all costs. Can't be in the same room as you without spontaneously combusting. Always gives an excuse to be away from you. Hinata noticed this and asked him about it. Kageyama being Kageyama hit poor Hinata with a volleyball and told him to mind his own business.

When you got paired up with him for a project he thought it was the end of his life. He almost stopped breathing and one of his seat mates had to shake him back to life.

After school you walked up to him and asked him for his number. Kageyama was with Hinata walking to volleyball practice. With shaky hands he typed out his number on your phone. He almost dropped it while handing it to you but Hinata caught it. You told Kageyama that you had already planned out the project in your free time and that you just wanted him to look through it and make any changes. He nodded, running away to the gym.

During practice Hinata asked Kageyama if he was your boyfriend and Kageyama lost it. They ended up fighting and Daichi had to step in to stop them.

The two of you met in a Cafe to do your project. Kageyama ordered plain milk which got him a weird look from you and the waiter. After finishing the work you started asking him about his hobbies, likes and dislikes.

"So, Kageyama, what do you do when you're bored?" "I, uhh, I'm usually occupied with volleyball, but sometimes I drink milk when I'm really bored."

"Drink milk? That's ‐That's a nice... hobby." The dork's eyes lit up and he nodded fast. You complimented him!!! He's a baby I love him

From then on he started talking to you more. He became more comfortable and even invited you to some of his matches. They way you would scream his name whenever he scored a point always put a smile on his face. He would look at you from the court and give you a tiny awkward thumbs up.

The team noticed his obvious crush on you and realized that if they didn't intervene then the two of you would never date. So they decided to take matters to their own hands.

Tanaka and Nishimura asked Hinata to invite you to practice one day. You agreed and came to the gym. You were sitting with Yachi and talking. But your attention was fully on Kageyama. He looked so beautiful when he played.

One by one, the teams headed out giving various excuses leaving only you and Kageyama behind. It was awkward but you were able to hold a conversation with him. Thought you didn't understand anything as it was about volleyball but you loved to hear him talk. Your stomach grumbled loudly and you blushed, apologizing. Kageyama quickly got out a packet of chocolate milk and gave it to you. "I tried this recently and thought you would like it. I have been wanting to give it to you for a long time." His face was redder than a tomato and he refused to meet your eyes.

From then, he would always bring you chocolate milk during lunch and before he left for practice. He even walked you home when he was free.

He stopped midway, while walking with you after school, making you stop too. He swallowed hard and stared at you for a good minute. You were getting worried but before you could ask him anything, he bent down and yelled. "L/N, I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU. I LIKE YOU MORE THAN MILK. AND I LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS I LIKE VOLLEYBALL. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR BOYFRIEND."

Some people opened the windows of their house to see what the yelling was about. With so many eyes on you and Kageyama pouring out his heart to you in a rather aggressive manner, you felt your knees go weak. You asked him to quiet down and helped him straighten up.

"L/N do you like me too? Please tell me." "God, yes. But please let's go somewhere else, people are staring at us."

He smiled and his eyes sparkled. He excitedly pulled out something from his bag and handed it to you. It was a pack of chocolate milk, but the packing had small pictures of volleyball on it. Kageyama was holding a similar one. "I-I thought you would like this," he said.

You hugged him tightly, ignoring the squeak he let out. He slowly wrapped his arms around you and hugged you back. "I like you a lot Tobio."

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