One Thing I Adore About Mal Is That He Uses The Confessional A LOT But He Always And Without Fail Has

one thing I adore about Mal is that he uses the confessional A LOT but he always and without fail has his hair down while he’s in there. it would be so much easier for him to just leave his hair up and do the confessional but no, every time he goes to confessional he takes his hair down and makes sure it looks good and appropriately edgy before he starts talking. stupid little emo boy

We need more Mike content. That button is not how plurality works.

-🎹 anon

if fresh tv was smart enough they couldve made toned down and kid-friendly i have no mouth and i must scream references with mal locking up/gatekeeping his five headmates and punishing them in the headspace. the infamous AM hate speech but its mal lashing out at the rest. thinking about the video game adaptation specifically since to get the best ending each of the five prisoners has to overcome their fatal flaws/deal with their past and prove that humanity isnt dead

and the goddamn reset button being unguarded and shit implies that mal never expected the rest of the alters to cooperate, much less "sacrifice" themselves. of course in my imagined scenarios the button isnt real but im only mentioning it for the sake of overanalysis

my super cool ideas for another all stars

doesnt feature any of the gen 1 contestants bc they have waaaay too much content (except for eva)

pi n roti contestants only

roti contestants r

possibly zoey - she would finally aquire a brain n we learn more abt her to make her a more interesting character (also zoey x mikesys would become canon)

anne maria - vito n her can officially break up from their abusive relationship

staci - we realize she was telling the truth the entire time

jo - uhhhh deviousness

mike - coming back to the island causes his alters to wake up from dormancy (including mal)

vito - confronts anne maria abt their past relationship (n how she left him for a rock)

svetlana - learns to take a break from constant practice

manitoba - "wait... im an indiana jones parody?" n then he doesnt show up again

chester - stays pretty much the same

mal - MAL REDEMPTION ARC MAL REDEMPTION ARC SPHDLWHFKQJLFEKKRJROEK i mean im so normal abt him

dawn - loredrops

pattiquew island contestants r

max - pretty much fangirls over the malevolent 1 n becomes his "student," n then when mal redemption arc happens hes like "wait... does this mean the student has become the teacher?!"

ella - becomes besties w/ dawn

sky - gets a rivalry w/ svetlana

beardo - mews 24/7

dave - tries to get over his fear of germs

shawn - helps dave get over his fear of germs (by exposure therapy)

(if any1 is doing an all stars 2 fic, n likes these ideas, plsss let me know i wanna b a grammar editor pls i swear im actually an expert at grammar)

am i gonna die

is it bc i gave my friend group kisses on the cheek

angst is cool n all but what if they talked abt their feelings n then cuddled