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10 months ago

had to board up my bedroom window for ts francine and now my room feels like this

Had To Board Up My Bedroom Window For Ts Francine And Now My Room Feels Like This

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1 year ago

i would not survive in medieval england. i would break some unspoken rule completely on accident and be ridiculed by the entire town and they would call me some shit like the horrendous coddlywobbler or something. and it would make me laugh so hard that i die from 3 different untreated forms of leukemia


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1 year ago
I Know People Complain About Early Access.. But Wtf Is This?!?Yes, I'm A Swiftie And I Was Looking For

I know people complain about early access.. but wtf is this?!? Yes, I'm a Swiftie and I was looking for Taylor Swift CC and I found this? The middle one is more than I paid for my Eras Tour ticket!!


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11 months ago
Sorry I Keep Making Them Swear In Broken Ninjargon I Just Find It Really Funny

sorry i keep making them swear in broken ninjargon i just find it really funny


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1 year ago
Hi I Wanted To Share This Fucking Insane Moment I Read Today
Hi I Wanted To Share This Fucking Insane Moment I Read Today
Hi I Wanted To Share This Fucking Insane Moment I Read Today

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today


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1 year ago

How?

How does one go from being a lifelong lurker to actually...POSTING?...STUFF?...where ANYONE can see it?!


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1 year ago

So i’m looking back at my drafts and am greeted with this:

So Im Looking Back At My Drafts And Am Greeted With This:

??? will this even work?

I have a strong feeling that something will break if actually press the button. Realistically, probably not. Eh, someone else can test it.


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1 year ago

this is like the funniest scam dm ive ever gotten

This Is Like The Funniest Scam Dm Ive Ever Gotten

from now on you all will refer to me only as beautiful shartmiser


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7 years ago

guys have it so easy when taking a piss all they have to do is unzip their jeans and then wham they can just whip their dick out but girls have to pull their pants down and sit

i find this really offensive like why cant we all just be rats and go wherever- sewers, outside, behind the stove- like rlly.


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1 year ago

Fuck your zodiac sign, give me an underrated One Piece character.


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1 year ago

just got lost

in the city I’ve lived in

For my whole life

what the flip 🙁


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1 year ago

Edited from my threads post (not extremely serious but feel free to read): You know when Zach Hadel says "cry about it"? Well actually, I wish I fucking could my dude. Lithium is one hell of a drug. And I wish for a great cry.

Edit for Tumblr:

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And for that matter... Can we talk about how many of us liking smiling friends are or were sjws to an extent? Like I know I even get some fatigue with that. Like yeah, not everyone who's female is a woman, not everyone who's male is a man, yeah. Nonbinary people exist. But I don't actually have many comment on whether or not Smiling Friends is a problematic show. Sure, they do a lot of tongue in cheek humor that just rubs me the wrong way sometimes. Especially season 1. I don't think adult swim is going to take it off the air anytime soon. The point of great humor is not for shock value alone, it has got to make sense. Like enchanted forest episode for example. The sexual/romantic tension between Mip and Charlie is real for sure. Don't get me wrong, Mip was a terrible being. But was it because he's gay, or just being a stalker creepazoid? I'd like to think the later. Being a creep. But I know that they said in the dvd commentary that Charlie loves Pim, because he saw Pim in Mip? Okay? But then, why not just have Charlie being with Pim? Unless that's a later plot point in season 3 or even onward. But let's talk about that scene again. Even if Mip and Charlie are flirting seriously, this can also be seen as funny at the same time too. I'm not sure what it is about it? Maybe the settup leading up to it? Hard to say. But maybe because this scene is supposed to be serious... And just IS funny BECAUSE it is serious... Idk maybe that's just part of the charm in these jokes.

Another thing is Frowning Friends. I love their dynamic so much. They proudly declare their love to each other. And this could be seen as platonic too, but I may think otherwise. Then at the end, Grim declares how he wants to "eradicate all Puerto Ricans from the planet"... Woah. Ffs like it did get me a small chuckle but like WTF. Dude, even after processing that, Mr Boss tries to kill Grim and he strongly expressed how he doesn't want to die. This causes confusion among the audience and then Mr Boss tells Grim how he made him jealous. Grim and Gnarly smile and start dancing. And then the kicker. They get shot with arrows by the Renaissance men, Mr Boss unharmed. Now, I don't know if I must reiterate my point again but ... Were they killed because they could possibly be gay? Or we're they killed because they were obviously Nazis and terrible people?? Am I just supposed to pretend like I'm not seeing a pattern here? Gay and awful people deserve death, yes. But just being gay isn't an issue. I feel like this just put smoke into my head but into a good sort of way somehow. Idk i don't think I'll do posts like this all the time but feel free to reblog or comment anything you feel needs to be added. Idk what I'll tag this as yet lol.


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11 months ago

HEYO CHAT!👋☺️

So, I was thinking of getting a haircut soon and wanted help deciding!

Watch VVVV to see options!

For clearer photos VVV

Option 1:

HEYO CHAT!

Option 2:

HEYO CHAT!

Now, poll time!

(Not forcing anyone to vote, of course!)


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1 year ago

Just needa be a gremlin who lives on pure spite and caffeine alone, but instead, im someone who gets a lil too worried when im in groups, hhhhh 😔


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11 months ago

the only thing stopping me is me ✊😓 and ofc. anxiety. which is again, me 💔 and several other things but they're all me. you get the point


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2 years ago

As we are rapidly approaching the one year anniversary of my first posted fic, I thought it would be fun to do a little something special! So I’m hosting a fun little tournament bracket for the Submas community! Hope you join!

Do you like Submas? Do you like polls? Do you wish there was more polls to vote for train boys on?

Then boy do I have the tournament for you!

Introducing the

ULTIMATE SUBMAS TOURNAMENT

Do You Like Submas?Do You Like Polls? Do You Wish There Was More Polls To Vote For Train Boys On?

Where all the Ingos compete to find the best Ingo, and all the Emmets compete to find the best Emmet- and then they duke it out!!!!!

Come explore this melting pot of different AU creations from across the website- including your own!

That’s right! You too can compete in this for fun event! Get yourself out there!

Here’s the rules and how to sign up:

1) No bl///shipping AUs or bl///shipping blogs may enter. This is a platonic only submas tourney.

2) No NSFW 18+ AUs or NSFW 18+ blogs may enter. I want this to be welcoming to younger folks to so I’m gonna have to draw a line here.

3) You can only enter your own AU. You can share this post with other submas creators, but you can only personally enter AUs that you have made content for.

4) You can only enter AUs that have content made for it. It doesn’t matter if that content is a fic, a few drawings, or a series of interconnected tumblr asks- as long as there is content you can link me to, it qualifies. 

5) You may enter up to two AUs (one for each brother). This may be lowered to one AU per user if the demand gets too high.

6) While non inc/st ships are not outright banned, AUs must be more than “canon compliant warden Ingo but he’s dating Melli”. Give us something fun to work with.

7) AUs can, and are encouraged to crossover with other content. Cretur AUs are also allowed because turning blorbos into cretur is fun.

8) Only Ingos and Emmets may be entered. We all love Elesa but this ain’t her tourney. (Fusions can be entered, but they will be placed in a fusion only bracket that will not affect the main tourney)

9) Lower your expectations. This is for fun, there is no prize, and statistically you will not win. Please do not whine and complain when you are inevitably knocked out.

10) BE NICE TO THE CONESTENTS. Holy heck don’t make me catch y'all harassing other people for ANY REASON. I will block you. Don’t make me do it.

How to enter:

Reblog this post with 

1) The name of your AU 

2) A link to your fic /tumblr tag /masterpost 

3) An image that you want to represent your AU. (If you have no image, one of my associates or I will draw a simple one- but it won’t be very good and you shouldn’t expect much)

4) The name of the preferred brother you wish to enter (preferred brother may be overruled if the brackets get too uneven)

(If you plan on entering a second AU, you must do these steps again with a second reblog. The first AU you enter will be considered the priority if we get too many entries.)

(Entries may be denied for things like: side bl///shipping accounts, pedo//ilia, harassment or other things in that same vein. They may also be denied for more benign things like, “hey I love you lots but this is just canon Ingo”)

Entries must be submitted by the first of June!! Thank you for participating and ALL ABOARD!


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1 year ago

am i gonna die

Am I Gonna Die

is it bc i gave my friend group kisses on the cheek


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