I Really Need To Stop Shitting In School Bathrooms :,(

i really need to stop shitting in school bathrooms :,(

I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

I think some people forget that some literature and some media is meant to be deeply uncomfortable and unsettling. It's meant to make you have a very visceral reaction to it. If you genuinely can't handle these stories then you are under no obligation to consume them but acting as if they have no purpose or as if people don't have a right to tell these stories, stories that often relate to the darkest or most disturbing parts of life, then you should do some introspection.

in a battle between horrible life and sweet death i rivaled with the likes of a small crabbish demon sent from the world of predatory arachnids. Its mostly harmless but the fangs on that man, the hungry eyes and the distress of a maniacal wave of hysteria that took over as soon as i neared the bathtub.

i need this tub little man, im sorry

in the heat of battle many weapons have been rendered useless, even those which stood to do no harm, only momentarily restrain the enemy enough so that he may be flung out into the wider fields of the world where it is surely more fitting to settle, in a barn perhaps or a nook of a tree’s branch. the cups fell, the paper — oh the paper.

in one instant, after a tall cup had been discarded onto the floor, in my last ditch efforts to turn the tide i reached for the piece of paper that stood to be a common ground beneath his legs, oh how i regret that now.

i touched him and he freaked, spasming his little limbs in every direction, one belonging to the y-axis in which i unfortunately safely resided just a moment prior, which left me no choice but to relinquish the paper to the pit of hell that is the damp bathtub, to which the spider fell after soaring the sky for a small moment

i had not anticipated this as a victory, but as it turned out i had accidentally fucking waterboarded the spider, look at this shit

the paper isnt coming up easily, so ill have to pull it up with my own digits if i want a chance to save him

i didnt mean for this to happen dude im so sorry just pls go home

let's go back to a time where everything was okay

how to grow the fuck up