Tony Stark Comes To Coerce Peter Into Coming To The Germany Fight. Peter Does Not Want To Go To Germany.

Tony Stark comes to coerce Peter into coming to the Germany fight. Peter does not want to go to Germany. Lucky Matt shows up to let Tony know Peter’s not going anywhere with him. 

This is the sequel to We Got That Concrete Thick Skin tho it could be read as a stand alone. 

She Hunk Predictions

Ok so this isn’t as much a prediction as just some funny things I want to happen. Matt just... doesn’t know what the Hunk actually is. No one told him what he looks like. So basically all he knows is the guys strong. He just genuinely thinks the Hulk is just a really big strong dude that occasionally breaks shit. 

One day he’s in court and pandemonium breaks out and Matts just confused because why has my opposing council just grown like... two feet taller??? Everyones panicking because there is a Hulk in the courtroom. He gets his client to tell him whats going on and they’re like “she just turned big and green” I want Matt to just staunchly disbelieve that hulks are green. Like I want that be be a running gag in the show that Matt just thinks people are fucking with him. He can hear that they’re telling the truth but he’s just like no, theres no way. He thinks either his senses are fucked up or people have found a way to lie to him. It doesn't matter how many times Jen tells him she's green he just won’t believe it.

Also I need Jen to 100% know who Matt is because, like Deadpool, she can break the fourth wall. But Matt doesn’t know that she knows till she mentions it and he just freaks out because holy shit who spilled. He tries to lie about it and she's just like sure dude.

Jen walking into the court house and the camera pans to Matt who is opposing council. The frame freezes and Jen narrates “This is Matt Murdock. He is a damn good lawyer from Hell’s Kitchen. Matt lives and breaths justice so much that he willingly goes out at night dressed in red leather (I know kinky right?) to beat up bad guys. I am not like Matt Murdock. I just wanna help by being a lawyer. But now I have to be a super hero” (cuz if I understand correctly she is kind of resistant to being a super hero at first?)   

Kind of in tandem to the last part I need Jen to break the four wall around Matt and Matt to just be... so confused. Who is she talking to??? Is someone there? Are they disguised from my senses? What is going on?!?!

Honestly I just want Jen to aggressively befriend Matt who is just literally perplexed the entire time. I feel like they could have such a good dynamic! 

(lol sorry if this is all a little disjointed, its all from different conversations I’ve had with a friend that I tried to condense into one post. Also @marvelvibess  may have come with some of this stuff so credit to them)      

Jen, Matt and Jess in court

This is kind of an addition to my last post

*Matt is representing Jessica Jones against someone who is being represented by Jennifer Walters. All hell breaks loose for some reason and Jen turns into the Hulk*

Matt: *slight fear* Jessica what the fuck am I sensing???

Jessica: I don't even know dude.

Matt: *trying to figure out wtf is going on while also being annoyed because he can't do shit right now with all these people here*

Jessica: *Placing herself between Matt and the chaos knowing full well he can handle himself but everyone else in the court doesn't so now she has to "protect" this dumbass lawyer who can totally defend himself*

Jessica: Calm the fuck down I got this.

Matt: *opens his mouth to protest*

Jessica: Don't you fucking dare out yourself, I got this covered congrats you're just a helpless blind lawyer now.

Matt: *glaring* I am not helpless!

Jessica: Thats why I told you, you fucking idiot! If you were helpless I wouldn't have had to say it! Now shut up!

Matt: *Sulks*

Jennifer: *listening to them bickering knowing full well who Matt is because of 4th wall breaking powers* Hey guys! What are you arguing about?

Jessica: *still standing protectively in front of Matt* My lawyer's an idiot

Matt: *offended noise*

Matt: Can someone please tell me what's going on?!

Jessica: Well she's like two feet taller now and green.

Matt: *visible confusion*

Jen: no no she's right

Matt: ha ha guys real funny to fuck with the blind guy

Jen: What? no we're not. I'm She-Hulk.

Matt: Haha Ya right Hulk's don't grow big and turn green.

Jen:...

Jessica:...

Everyone:...

Jessica: Dude what the fuck do you think a Hulk is???

Matt: *defensively* a really strong guy

Jen and Jess: 🤦

(this came from a conversation I had with @marvelvibesss so they get credit for some of this!)

Steve Rogers is allowed one (1) sex as a treat

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Peter gets more than he bargained for when he goes out to network with New York’s other vigilantes. Matt is terrified for the child he’s knows for nine years who has apparently taken up vigilantism.