I Want To Hold Your Hand, I Say Softly. Because Were In Public. Because I Dont Know If Hes Out. So Hold

‘I want to hold your hand,’ I say softly. Because we’re in public. Because I don’t know if he’s out. ‘So hold it,’ he says. And I do

Page 102 of Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

Will turned to me. ‘I apologize for my boyfriend.’ Nico rolled his eyes. ‘Could you not—’ ‘Would you prefer special guy?’ Will asked. ‘Or significant other.’ ‘Significant annoyance, in your case,’ Nico grumbled. ‘Oh, I’ll get you for that.’

Will Solace and Nico is Angelo, Pages 91 and 92 of The Hidden Oracle, Book One in the Trials of Apollo Series

‘I didn't think I was a personal problem. You hate me, remember?’ ‘Every inch of you,’ Andrew said. ‘That doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you’

Page 69 of The King’s Men 

Percy, to Drew: Youe fooule... youe insouelente cowèurde

Drew, to Percy in front of the Aphrodite Cabin: You need more vowels and more class

Charlie, a BAMF: Silena, you can’t adopt every snarky gay

Silena, an even bigger BAMF, standing in front of Clarisse, Nico, and Percy: You watch me Charles Beckendorf, you watch me

Basically The Hidden Oracle

Apollo (to Meg): Percy Jackson will definitely help us 100%

Percy, a millennial, when a major god and a ragamuffin show up at his door: Why does every single god just want me to suffer