HELLO EVERYBODY!

HELLO EVERYBODY!

(Woof woof bark) <- dog translation

One time when i was growing tomatoes I somehow dehydrated half the plant, and the other half had too mush water. Im just wondering how i fucked up that badly.

Lil bones :3

Friend material right here guys

Me: no freddy fazbear you can’t have seconds

freddy fazbear: more more more more more more more more more more

me: hey misogynist freddy fazbear what do you think about that girl wearing a crop top and short skirt??

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore

It smells like up dog in here.

“What’s up dog?”

Nothing much, whats up with you dog?

“BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!”