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Superhero; "This is the third atrocity this week! You won't escape this time, doc!"
Hopelessly gay mad scientist leaning against a Doomsdayinator™; "um, yeah, so you come here often?"
If you graph badassery against the ability to have sex; the line raises steadily until after the Chuck Noris point where it just drops off a cliff.
I call this the "Erkon Virginity Phenomenon", which describes how extreme badasses stop being able to get laid because women fear their size and/or they’ve transcended the very need for sex.
This is why I’m still single. Totally.
parafilm is just better saran wrap
Oh my gosh this would look so cool for a fantasy world! Like if you’d walk towards a royal palace or something and you first see these! 🌟👑🌳
Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths
A solution of water (with food coloring), vegetable oil, baking powder, and vinegar. The beaker is from a microscope kit.
This drawing was fun but not really at the same time
dude, this loser in a cape just broke into my lab and started telling me to "stop in the name of justice."
bro does not know I'm about to eviscerate him with my evisceration ray.
Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
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Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
🦇dr-bats follow
Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
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Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
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Hospital.
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Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
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Good one boss!
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Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
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“Oh gosh diddley darn it! I’ve been bamboozled again!” I say as my arch nemesis destroys my very expensive, evil, not going to be put to a use with the common good in mind, machine.
Mad scientist this, mad scientist that. Where are my happy scientists? Turn that frown upside down.
Solar Eclipse Shadows
These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.
When I die idc what happens to my corpse. My parents signed me and my siblings up to have our bodies donated to science if we died early. No point in burying useful sacks of flesh and bone when it can be used right?
I want my skeleton to be proped up in a classroom, decorated for holidays and the students come up with a new name for my skeleton every year. More fun and useful than being shoved in the ground
Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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💀dr.undead follow
Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
37 notes
💉modernprometheus follow
Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
🦇dr-bats follow
Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
5k notes
🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hospital.
2k notes
🤖 inatorlover3000 follow
Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
🔫 henchman13 follow
Good one boss!
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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow
Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
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"The promise of diamond semiconductors." Scientific American. October. 1992.
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Solar Eclipse Shadows
These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.