Cali's Joke Last Episode Has Manifested Into Reality. Meanwhile Florida Mixes Up Stanley Cup With A Stanley

Cali's joke last episode has manifested into reality. Meanwhile Florida mixes up Stanley Cup with a Stanley Cup.

Im obviously currently obsessed with “Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Eachother”

Texas in 1870, Arizona slings his arm over Texas’s shoulder, Texas’s touch starved ass is a mess

Texas: studies show havin’ a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Texas: that’s why I own 10 guns, incase some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.

local Texan suffers the consequences of coming out to friends with the same sense of humor as a middle schooler.

the star spangled idiot's friend Tennessee reveals in a later statement that it "serves him right," and "If he wasn't honest with himself and hadn't come out when he did, I woulda had to send in our lord and savior Dolly Parton to sort him out."

the midwest states started saying 'mothershucker' instead of motherfucker ironically, and next thing they knew it was unironic. pray for them as they try to stop saying mothershucker instead of an actual swear word, please it's been months.

there is absolutely no way in creation Massachusetts is allowed in the UK, he tries to get on a plane to the UK and gets kicked out of the airport. Went to France for the olympics tried to take the chunnel just to see if he could didn't even make it onto the train before security was after him. He is allowed in Ireland, so he'll just go to the border of Ireland & Northern Ireland and stand Right There, having a stare off with whichever police officer was sent to watch him. Part of the training for the King's Guard is memorizing this guys face just incase he ever gets in. The Government of the United Kingdom classifies him as a National Security Risk. Despite this he has become a trending meme in the UK & Ireland multiple times because every picture they have of him looks like a Ben Affleck meme. They’re like “this man is a THREAT” and the picture is him like in the act of accidentally spilling his whole large iced coffee on himself.