Reverse Florida Man In Socal, Californian In Florida. California Wants To Know Why Its So Fucking Wet,

reverse Florida man in socal, Californian in Florida. California wants to know why it’s so fucking wet, Florida keeps asking if he’s a piece of beef jerky bc of all the dehumidifiers.

California, laying on the ground: I think there’s water in my lungs

Florida: do you need cpr?

California: get away from me immediately.

Whenever Rhode Island goes shopping with another state, he likes to hide in clothing racks and shelves to scare them.

Especially with Texas and Alaska because they are the tallest states and make fun of his height the most.

Rhode thinks its hilarious to see a 7'2 Alaska jump out of skin and shriek like a girl.

Rhode thinks it's funny with Texas too, except he was a little concerned at first when Texas crumbled and passed out (fainting goat type of thing lmao.

Old woman love… Vermont (left) and New Hammy (right) ☕️ Hammy smiles at nothing but her wife, nothing else to be smiling about she says. These two love autumn so much 🍂 wow… shoutout to old characters. Goes kinda tough. Vermont is a hermit thrush (her feathers are covered up here) and Hammy a birch tree 🌳

new jersey is for haters

It’s been a hot minute since I posted any art; have a New York.

You know that one audio from Danny Motta’s react to Good Omens? Yeah