
Max // 21 // he/him // an idiotThis blog is mainly dedicated to “Welcome to the Table/Statehouse” related stuff so strap in buckos because I think I’m funny🍉🍉🍉
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Thats All I Got.

That’s all I got.
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Old woman love… Vermont (left) and New Hammy (right) ☕️ Hammy smiles at nothing but her wife, nothing else to be smiling about she says. These two love autumn so much 🍂 wow… shoutout to old characters. Goes kinda tough. Vermont is a hermit thrush (her feathers are covered up here) and Hammy a birch tree 🌳
Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife
i have way too many thoughts about the statehouse itself. like damn it's a building who knew I could think this much about it
Wyoming (wanting an individual identity like we all do): You can't keep coming to the table when someone calls for a square state. You have 697 sides for god's sake, you aren't a real square at all, you aren't even a quad. And even on the map, you look more like a rectangle than a square! Colorado (somehow stone cold sober): Shapes are just illusions, man.
Loaded question, what’re your state ships, and which are your favorites? Also do you have fic recs for those ships :)))? (Last thing what are your favorite headcanons for some of those ships?)
Omg hi what a convenient excuse to rant excitedly about this!!!
I’m a multishipper so tbh if you gimme any cute and/or interesting pairing, group, or dynamic there’s a good chance I’ll like it!
Rn I’ve been really into TexaCali bc I’m basic lol. I love me a repressed cowboy and I want to study both of these absolute disasters! Texas and Cali are both horse girls btw & I like to imagine they go on little horse adventures like in the old days. I like how people write/characterize these two in such a way where they balance each other out it’s VERY interesting to me heheh!
I also am finding myself kind of partial to Vermont/New Hampshire as well. They give off MAD married for tax purposes vibes idk. Coming from someone from New England, Vermont and New Hampshire really don’t hate each other as much as it’s joked mainly bc people go back and forth through each state a ton, so I like to headcanon that at some point their old rivalry ended when they actually TALKED to each other alone for once and realized they really weren’t that salty and now they fight as a bit just to keep gov on edge.
There’s so many more, and even just singular characters or platonic pairings I could write a whole thesis on, but hopefully that’s good for now!
Thanks for asking below are some fic recs <3
How Texas Lost His Shirt (by SSSSEEEEVVVVEEEENNNN)
-Texas/California
This Old Thing? (by WhatAboutIndigo_65)
- Texas/California
Your Stupid Face (by jasontoddluvr69)
- Texas/California
It Gives You Chills (by WhatAboutIndigo_65)
- Alaska & Arizona & also dogs!
backchanneling (by Anonymous)
- Maine & New Hampshire & Vermont
Going to the F*** Fair (by guessimdemoms)
- New Hampshire/Vermont, Massachusetts/Virginia