Midmaximoo - *sighs* Fine What’s One More Hyperfixation?

Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife

Wyoming (wanting an individual identity like we all do): You can't keep coming to the table when someone calls for a square state. You have 697 sides for god's sake, you aren't a real square at all, you aren't even a quad. And even on the map, you look more like a rectangle than a square! Colorado (somehow stone cold sober): Shapes are just illusions, man.

Doing some research for a wttt Vermont centric fanfiction, and the way this is worded is so funny to me for no reason…

peak middle child behaviour

Florida: why don’t they make stained glass fishtanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt.

California: fascinated by the implication that it’s the stained glass that gave us the guilt.

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot