Florida: Why Dont They Make Stained Glass Fishtanks? Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt.

Florida: why don’t they make stained glass fishtanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt.

California: fascinated by the implication that it’s the stained glass that gave us the guilt.

California not on fire challenge: impossible

It’s the three basic truths in life! Death, taxes, and California being on fire

reverse Florida man in socal, Californian in Florida. California wants to know why it’s so fucking wet, Florida keeps asking if he’s a piece of beef jerky bc of all the dehumidifiers.

California, laying on the ground: I think there’s water in my lungs

Florida: do you need cpr?

California: get away from me immediately.

i have way too many thoughts about the statehouse itself. like damn it's a building who knew I could think this much about it

I love flocali

they're both considered two of the most annoying states for different reasons and they're roommates

states I think Massachusetts has hooked up with/dated over the centuries

California

Connecticut

Delaware

Maryland

New Jersey

New York

North Carolina

Pennsylvania

Rhode Island

South Carolina

Virginia