Mission Objective #22: Trick Crush Into Holding My Hand Is Nearly Complete

Mission objective #22: ‘Trick crush into holding my hand’ is nearly complete

heheheh >:)

I need to share this with you all.

I'm aroace, but I have crushes once in a blue moon. I can count on one hand the number of crushes I've had in my entire life. I recently developed a crush on a girl in my class and y'all, I swear to god, why does nobody talk about how wonderful having a crush is??? She's so pretty! And I get to be around her! And I get to think about how pretty and nice she is! And it makes me so happy! It's amazing! Why don't people talk about this? I see people talking about their partners all the time, but never about crushes and I don't know why. Crushes are amazing! It's like the universe is giving you a big hug and a lovely person who makes your stomach feel like it's in a wave pool! I don't know if I'll ever ask this girl out, but that's okay! I can be her friend and we can keep hanging out and I can keep thinking she's pretty and sweet and wonderful!

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

Damn there are so many white redhead girls in starkid (/tin can bros/shipwrecked comedy) now

And they’re all so talented

But tbh if I didn’t know them all from their various respective performances in their various theatre companies I’d lose track haha