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YES ITS SO UNDERRATED
time bastard (the song) didn’t have to go that hard, but I’m so glad it did. It makes me ascend.
I'm so normal about her (me when I lie)
Bonus Duke because the way he looks at her is just 😍😭
AAAA 😭😭💙💜💛💗💚
Happy Fireworks Day from Duke and Miss Holloway. When you look up at the night sky, think of them. Hold onto the memory as long as you can. ❤️💥
This is officially one of my favourite posts on this platform now
Name a more iconic duo than a twink and a redhead
IM A HOMOSEXUAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Miss Holloway appreciation post! <3
i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her
the goddess herself…
SOEHEIENKEENEKNEKEBWHEJSIDNEJNEDBXJDNDHHDBWQKHDJDJDBDJEJWGucbeuejbfjrkrjdhdiejfidienj&JEEHJEHRHRJRHTTBBB
Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson
(Super early picture today because I'm gonna be super busy for the rest of the day!)
Give 👏 This 👏 Man 👏 Brown 👏 Contacts 👏
Okay it’s time for my full
Miss Holloway Time Traveller Theory
Of course we know that Miss Holloway has an 80s aesthetic and she rocks it but so many clues in Witch in the Web point to her being displaced from time.
The main point for this is Casey, the tree girl. She’s wearing a “over-sized, vintage tee bearing the logo of some 80’s pop-star the whole world’s forgotten”. This paired up with Miss Holloway’s reaction: “this girl her clothes are... old” and her remark “I used to play music a long time ago” and the fact that Casey asks for an autograph seem to point to the fact that Miss Holloway is Casey’s musician from the 80s. I lowkey feel like Nick and Matt tried to throw us off slightly by having Casey be in a “ghostlike daze”. I think she knew exactly who Miss Holloway was.
However due to Miss Holloway’s age (I’d place her somewhere in her 30s although that might be wrong) and the fact that WITW takes place in October 2019 (based on how BF takes place on 23rd November 2018 when Hannah is 13 and she’s 14 in WITW and how Dan and Donna reference pumpkins popping up around Hatchetfield) it wouldn’t make sense for Miss Holloway to have had a music career in the 80s because even if she’d been a teenage pop star she’d have to be at least 50 in WITW. So that’s where the time travel comes in.
Many people have suggested that Miss Holloway is a time traveler and I entirely agree with them but I’ve tried to focus on exactly how she did it. Now time travel isn’t a new thing in the Hatchetfield Universe but the time travel we’ve seen from Emdroid and Ted both have something in common: Tinky, as the bastard of time and space, allowed them to travel through time. Emdroid was obviously allowed to travel back because she is the one who kills Ted as the Homeless Guy and ultimately allows Tinky to get Ted in the Bastards Box and Ted was allowed because Tinky wanted to fuck with him. I don’t think Miss Holloway travelled through time with Tinky’s permission. Based on what we see in WITW she very clearly isn’t on the side of the lords in black so there seems to be no reason for them to make her go through time.
However we know Miss Holloway has a touch of ‘the gift’ as someone with a connection to the black and white (as all witches do) and I find it interesting that in BF MacNamara describes the black and white as “a place outside of all dimensions”. Hatchetfield has a lot of timelines... like a lot and based on what we’ve seen of Hannah’s powers it makes sense for the black and white to exist outside of these timelines. Now because of this there’s a possibility that Miss Holloway managed to access the black and white without a portal through accidentally using her powers and while she managed to get out eventually perhaps without a tethering point much like PEIPs portal she ended up being released from the black and white in an entirely different time.
This would explain why the “whole worlds forgotten” her music career who would really care about some rising star in the 80s who randomly disappeared? It would explain her 80s aesthetic too. Getting trapped in time would mean that she lost everything she had before the jump who can blame her for being nostalgic?
However the point at which she managed to jump out is something that I think I need more info for. She clearly has been out for a while as she’s met Duke and helped at least 3 other girls in the time since.
TL:DR: Miss Holloway is a time traveller who accidentally got stuck in the future after using the black and white to time travel.
took the words right out of my mouth
I only wish we got more of them singing together without the others singing as well😭
i'm rewatching cinderella's castle
KIM WHALEN THE WOMAN THAT YOU AREEEEEEE
NO ONE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE THAT GOOD.
THIS ALSO APPLIES TO BRYCE SHE NEEDS TO STOP SINGING SO WELL
I’m so excited for CC because I want to hear Kim sing for like, eighty years. I listened to Two Week Notice from the Workin Boys soundtrack again, and even after having heard it so many times, I lost my mind. That woman has a voice like honey, I swear to god
Same with Bryce and Business Calls 😍😍😍😍😍
the fairy queen of sweet dreams 🧚🏻♀️👑💤
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kim whalen said “i am mother” and no truer words have ever been spoken
it's her birthday and also I think I'm in love with her
I think about it
this is also very cute
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (3)
Jane's A Car
the opening music video, most of them are at least a little underrated, but this one is both a banger and hilarious
Jeff's literature professor character, who, as far as I'm concerned, after his treatment became the principal of Hachetfield High
All the double entendre in the first half of the story
The "Intimate" joke at the start, and also Paulkins
Call back to Santa Claus Is Goin' To High School
Tom actually gets it on with his possessed car, I know that's he joke, but we really should take a moment to process this fully.
The car puns from both Tom and Jane ("behind my back seat", "drives me crazy")
For that matter, the whole plot is a backseat driver joke
The way Jamie and Kim did that last line
The Witch In The Web
Pamela is an awful person but I commend her choice in men
The fact that the mantra of the Hachetmen is literally Sam Reimi's three laws of horror
Wiley's jacket is stolen from one of the alternate timeline Holloway's he's murdered
Willabella's monster form is likely a reference to the other mother from Coraline
The credits track is basically a distrack Webby wrote for her brothers
y’all rockin’ with spies are forever, hatchetfield, and/or dimension 20? then you might like my redbubble page! i don’t have a ton of stuff on there, and it’s not really a great source of income, but there’s some fun little designs and illustrations on my page now, if you’d like to get them! i just added a saf band au fake merch tee/poster, a sticker of hawke and peter from the recent tkob stream, and a let it out phone case, among other things! you can see the full spread below, or just by clicking THIS LINK.
